Embarassing girlfriend stories...

[GNflyby]

Back before i got married I once dated this pretty hot blonde...one time we were down at the pool at my apt complex... it was about 10pm (heated pool) and we were the only ones down there... well we brought 2 rafts down there with us that had to be blown up.... so I take mine and start puffin...I got mine done pretty quick and walked over to offer her some help... just as i did she took a big breath and blew one last lung full into the raft...

well she must have been pushing pretty hard because she let out this loud fart that sounded like a trumpet.... lol her face turned tomatoe red... I could even see it at night with only the pool lights on... she started crying from being so embarrased....

We had been dating at that time for a few months so it was easily no big deal (at least for me.. lol)

 

[GreatestBuick]

Haha that's a great one..

I have a story that I read in one of those embarassing sections in one of those teen magazines.

Apparently this chick was going to her boyfriends house for dinner, and she had been constipated all day. Well when she was in the middle of dinner she had to let it out, so she asks if she can use the restroom upstairs. After she takes this fat **** in the toilet she realizes that it doesn't flush. So she puts toilet paper over her hand and tosses the **** out of the bathroom window. She cleans up goes back downstairs.

When she gets there everyone has a horrible look on their face, apparently she threw all of her **** on the skylight.

Anyway it sounds more like an urban legend to me but who knows crazier things happen on an hourly basis.

-peace

 

[strikeeagle]

"well she must have been pushing pretty hard because she let out this loud fart that sounded like a trumpet.... lol her face turned tomatoe red... I could even see it at night with only the pool lights on... she started crying from being so embarrased...."

Maybe she blew it up with the wrong end???

 

[Little6pack]

I have one but the moderators would kill it.

Lets just say it involved the word BLOW

 

[tim87tr]

Originally posted by littlesixsteve
I have one but the moderators would kill it.

Lets just say it involved the word BLOW

Type it up anyway and put me on the email list. Sounds like a good story

 

[gn85]

Girls don't fart. They just blow up when they're 50.

 

[Little6pack]

Originally posted by gn85
Girls don't fart. They just blow up when they're 50.

I don't know where your living but in these parts I swear most women peak at age 25. Then they blow up to be sumo wrestlers.

I am amazed at some of the teen girls that wear hip huggers yet have BEER BELLY's

 

[BandAid]

Well 2am and we go back to her house (parents house) she had the nice cozy screened in porch that was more like an extension of the Living room,well needless tosay I told her maybe we should turn off the table lamp that was directly inline with the door,her father came down stairs and seen the light on,so proceeded to come oput and turn it off,well me I was in a wicker love seat and she was in front of me kneeling on the floor-----------Ohhhh boy did that ever sux ,,no pun intended..

 

[strikeeagle]

"I am amazed at some of the teen girls that wear hip huggers yet have BEER BELLY's"

We can thank the hip hoppers for that - immortalizing chicks with fat bellies and fat azzez.

ARE YOU LISTENING FATTIES - YOU'RE NOT HOT - YOU'RE FATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

 

[d0n_3d]

Originally posted by strikeeagle
"I am amazed at some of the teen girls that wear hip huggers yet have BEER BELLY's"

We can thank the hip hoppers for that - immortalizing chicks with fat bellies and fat azzez.

ARE YOU LISTENING FATTIES - YOU'RE NOT HOT - YOU'RE FATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

ROFLMAO

 

[WakkoSS]

Originally posted by strikeeagle
"I am amazed at some of the teen girls that wear hip huggers yet have BEER BELLY's"

We can thank the hip hoppers for that - immortalizing chicks with fat bellies and fat azzez.

ARE YOU LISTENING FATTIES - YOU'RE NOT HOT - YOU'RE FATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

LOL!

I was at my folk's house with my girlfriend once and I went into the kitchen to drop ass. Mom walks in and goes "Oh my god! What is that smell? Did you fart! That's digusting!" And said it so loud my girlfriend heard it in the living room.

 

[TylerDurden]

damn ian, you got OWNED by mom......ouch

 

[gn85]

Originally posted by littlesixsteve
I don't know where your living but in these parts I swear most women peak at age 25. Then they blow up to be sumo wrestlers.

I am amazed at some of the teen girls that wear hip huggers yet have BEER BELLY's

Damn, if that isn't the truth. Although girls here do tend to be on the slimmer side and stay that way longer. But back in the states, the large ones are EVERYWHERE.

I couldn't agree more... they're not hot.. they're FAT!

 

[Pablo]

ohhhh do i have a good one hope this isnt too x rated

this one is about my friend of course

so he starts going out with this girl that he had had a crush on for years and they hit it off, anyhow they are gettin it on for maybe the third time in the relationship, my friend withdraws and gets some assistance in uh.. delivering the goods, and just as my friend deposits the produce he lets out a brutal fart not far from her face.

My friend said he just got too relaxed... boy... we were laughing about that one for days

I guess the story goes allthough she was mildly disgusted she thought it was pretty funny more than anything

 

[denn454]

Originally posted by strikeeagle
"I am amazed at some of the teen girls that wear hip huggers yet have BEER BELLY's"

We can thank the hip hoppers for that - immortalizing chicks with fat bellies and fat azzez.

ARE YOU LISTENING FATTIES - YOU'RE NOT HOT - YOU'RE FATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

we need more people like you!

this "ghetto" booty thing is going way too far. i dont' mind it when its a little big, as long as her whole body isn't. but when your a fat pig you can't wear tight pants and have a nice ass, it doesnt' work that way. and fat bellies, if they have them, so be it, but for the sake of all thats right don't show it off!!!!!!!

 

[wiked87gn]

went out with a girl once who had bad allergies, needless to say she ended up sneezing really hard that the air came out the wrong end and it was hella loud, and to top it off a slimmey snot came out of her nose and just hung about 5 inches down almost landing between her boobs, man she turned so red that I thought she had sunburn on her face..

I told her ( S*** happens you are only human)