Enjoy Living ......

[THE CROW]

Just a little something to help you get going on
your way to a delightful day.

During an hour's swimming at a
municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come
into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door
handles etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the
worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)

An average person's yearly fast food intake
will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects
- while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 6 women
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash
their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 11 men
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash
their hands.

In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in
your home, will have examined the contents of your
dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests
snooping in your medicine cabinet.

At an average wedding reception you have a
1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the
guests. Mouth herpies.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other
peoples' anal gases.


YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW !

 

[TRBON8R]

I think I'm going to puke..........

 

[John Larkin]

This is why Asians bow when greeting.

 

[2quiktocare]

Thanks Crow. This gives me some ideas.
1: Never swim in public pools
2: Always wear latex gloves for those that chose to please
themselves and then greet you.
3: Always ask food service workers if they shave completely
4: Call my pest control guy once a month
5: Talk to all my friends about the safety of using anti bacterial
soaps after their happy time
6: Never kiss anyone at a wedding. Not even aunt Rita
7: Always wear a gas mask and tell everyone you are worried
about SARS.
8: Never ever call the Maytag repairman. Being that lonely, I'm
sure he would be in the hamper instantly


That seems to cover this scare. Mark

 

[GN One Day...]

I may be a germ freak, but I hate shaking hands. Not to the point of being rude, but I don't initiate. That takes care of a lot, and it's easier than carrying around a black light to check people out. I also love working by myself and going home for lunch, that cuts out several too, but still leaves the fartin' dog.
Also, I go to doityourself.com to get some answers too, less nosey people in the house.

Thanks for making me more of a germ freak! Didn't need that!

 

[Unsafe6]

Nice, my day was'nt quite disgusting enough...

 

[Little6pack]

Originally posted by THE CROW


In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects
- while you slept!

HA my count on this is probably higher since I suck wind snoring

 

[GoGo84]

Being a chef people always ask if you have washed your hands.
Just once i want to say: No, I didn't dribble and I know where my d*ck has been.

Whit

 

[ghall]

I think i know why Michael Jackson wears a mask now


Geoff

 

[Buick From Hell]

ummmm..

and how exactly does anyone KNOW this???

(me, I don't believe everything I read!)

 

[lager68]

This list should be titled "Howard Hughes, ten rules to live by"!!!!

 

[ncgreg231]

I'm gonna start shaking hands with more ladies.

 

[Gary Wells]

So when you are bending over kissing a lady's hand you are really sniffing for that "Star of the Seas" sardine aroma, huh?

 

[ncgreg231]

you seem to know exactly what I'm talking about!