Just a little something to help you get going on
your way to a delightful day.
During an hour's swimming at a
municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come
into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door
handles etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the
worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)
An average person's yearly fast food intake
will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects
- while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 6 women
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash
their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 11 men
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash
their hands.
In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in
your home, will have examined the contents of your
dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests
snooping in your medicine cabinet.
At an average wedding reception you have a
1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the
guests. Mouth herpies.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other
peoples' anal gases.
YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW !
your way to a delightful day.
During an hour's swimming at a
municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come
into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door
handles etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the
worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)
An average person's yearly fast food intake
will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects
- while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 6 women
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash
their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 11 men
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash
their hands.
In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in
your home, will have examined the contents of your
dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests
snooping in your medicine cabinet.
At an average wedding reception you have a
1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the
guests. Mouth herpies.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other
peoples' anal gases.
YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW !
I also love working by myself and going home for lunch, that cuts out several too, but still leaves the fartin' dog. 
