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Asian man #1
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So my friend was eating at a Chinese buffet. Normal everyday Chinese buffet. Nothing special, just a buffet right?

Well, she was done eating and got to the fortune cookie. It's just a normal fortune cookie, that you get at all buffets. So she opens it up and a friggen moth comes out. What the hell is that? Is that some weird asian voodoo thing, or good luck, bad luck? I mean, it has to mean something because a friggen moth flew out of her cookie.

Yeah, I am Asian, but I am adopted and have no Asian friends or else I would ask them. Damn for being adopted...
 
yeah..made me do this :eek:

so its a good thing i dont eat the cookies, and only read the fortunes, because that was definitely scary.
 
Wheeeew! I second that, that was scary:eek:

My wife is Chinese, so I'll ask her later about it. I all ready know what she'll say though.........OHHHHH GROSSSSS:D
 
Worm got in there, hole provided air.

Cookie provided food.

They don't eat all that much so the rest of the cookie was probably good. :)

Had an infestation in my Bisquick, damm little moths were everywhere flying around, ya gotta find the worms. ;)

Oh Gross! is an appropriate response, male/female, Asian, Hispanic, White, Indian.... etc. :D
 
I wouldn't worry too much about it. That curse wont have any affect on you until your first born child.
 
hmmm. try a new chinese restaurant.
 

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And I thought it was bad when I opened one once and found an empty piece of paper. Is the moth a Silence of the Lambs thing or what?
 
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