Late one foggy night, a Big Block Chevy guy and a GNX guy collide head-on while driving across a bridge. Fortunately, both are unhurt, but their cars are pretty banged up.
"This is a sign," says the Big block guy, "that we should put away our differences and live as friends instead of rivals."
"You're right," says the GNX guy. He pops open the trunk and takes out a bottle of bourbon. "Let's toast our new found friendship."
The Big block guy takes a big swig and hands back the bottle, "Your turn!"
"Nah," says the GNX guy, tossing the bottle into the river. "I think I'll just wait for the police to show up."
"This is a sign," says the Big block guy, "that we should put away our differences and live as friends instead of rivals."
"You're right," says the GNX guy. He pops open the trunk and takes out a bottle of bourbon. "Let's toast our new found friendship."
The Big block guy takes a big swig and hands back the bottle, "Your turn!"
"Nah," says the GNX guy, tossing the bottle into the river. "I think I'll just wait for the police to show up."
