hahahaha

[turbo buicks]

>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint
>it goes like this:
>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about
>those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
>those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
>achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>questions:
>
>If:
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> and
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> But,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
>and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
Bull****
>and Ass kissing will put you over the top.