Gary Wells
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Happy Birthday, Mike, & best wishes for many more to come. Thanks for all of the help that you have given me on my car.
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Happy birthday mike don't party to hardy.
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mike happy b-day,,
thanx for being part of my wife's skydiving dream!!!!!
your the man.....
thanx for being part of my wife's skydiving dream!!!!!
your the man.....
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Happy Birthday Mike!
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Happy Birthday!
Hope you got some wind up your shorts today!
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Hope you got some wind up your shorts today!
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Your wife dreams about Mike skydiving.......?:tongue:
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Thanks guys.
I planned to do a few jumps today, but work did not seem to allow it. Ended up driveing around with my skydive gear in my car all day long. Oh well.
I did do one fun thing today. I stopped by Lou's shop at the end of the day, to find him trouble shooting a TB with a rough idol. This thing was on the rack, with wheels about a foot off the ground. Lou had his head in the car to start it, as I walked in the back of his shop. As it fired up, I found myself standing at the back of the car and thinking to myself, "Self, I haven't screwed with Lou in quite a while." So, with Lou's head still in the car, I got down, behind the car where Lou couldn't see me and started wiggling the back bumper up and down, to make him think that the cars engine was out of balance or something. After about ten seconds, he shuts the car off. I then stopped shaking the bumper. I was waiting for him to start the thing up again so I could resume bumper shake, but he wouldn't restart it. Finaly after about ten seconds of waiting, I went ahead and wiggled the bumper again even though the car wasn't running. I was expecting Lou to come around the back of this GN any second now to see who was screwing with him. But, Nothing! So I just started shaking a bit harder. Well... It was about this time that Lou came FLYING past the back end of the car in a full run heading for the back door of the shop. Heck, I didn't know that a 6' 6" guy could run that fast. He was about half way to the roll up door and looking over his shoulder, when he saw me behind the car and yelled at me that a big earthquake was happening and to get out of the shop. I think that at the same time he was saying this, and seeing me laughing my ass off, he put two and two together and realized that he had been had.
So let this be a lesson to everyone. Durring the stressful holliday season, we should all remember to take a little time from our busy day to relax, and participate in elder abuse.:biggrin:
Mike Barnard
I planned to do a few jumps today, but work did not seem to allow it. Ended up driveing around with my skydive gear in my car all day long. Oh well.
I did do one fun thing today. I stopped by Lou's shop at the end of the day, to find him trouble shooting a TB with a rough idol. This thing was on the rack, with wheels about a foot off the ground. Lou had his head in the car to start it, as I walked in the back of his shop. As it fired up, I found myself standing at the back of the car and thinking to myself, "Self, I haven't screwed with Lou in quite a while." So, with Lou's head still in the car, I got down, behind the car where Lou couldn't see me and started wiggling the back bumper up and down, to make him think that the cars engine was out of balance or something. After about ten seconds, he shuts the car off. I then stopped shaking the bumper. I was waiting for him to start the thing up again so I could resume bumper shake, but he wouldn't restart it. Finaly after about ten seconds of waiting, I went ahead and wiggled the bumper again even though the car wasn't running. I was expecting Lou to come around the back of this GN any second now to see who was screwing with him. But, Nothing! So I just started shaking a bit harder. Well... It was about this time that Lou came FLYING past the back end of the car in a full run heading for the back door of the shop. Heck, I didn't know that a 6' 6" guy could run that fast. He was about half way to the roll up door and looking over his shoulder, when he saw me behind the car and yelled at me that a big earthquake was happening and to get out of the shop. I think that at the same time he was saying this, and seeing me laughing my ass off, he put two and two together and realized that he had been had.
So let this be a lesson to everyone. Durring the stressful holliday season, we should all remember to take a little time from our busy day to relax, and participate in elder abuse.
:biggrin:Mike Barnard
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I was totally focused on my work & cursing myself for taking in this hot air car from hell when suddenly I thought that we were having an earthquake with the car shaking on the rack. I totally freak out over those things. I was heading out the door running like a gazelle.But It was Mike hiding behind the car giggling like a fool bothering a working man. So have your laugh birthday scum but paybacks are a bitch. The revenge will be swift & painful.I planned to do a few jumps today, but work did not seem to allow it. Ended up driveing around with my skydive gear in my car all day long. Oh well.
I did do one fun thing today. I stopped by Lou's shop at the end of the day, to find him trouble shooting a TB with a rough idol. This thing was on the rack, with wheels about a foot off the ground. Lou had his head in the car to start it, as I walked in the back of his shop. As it fired up, I found myself standing at the back of the car and thinking to myself, "Self, I haven't screwed with Lou in quite a while." So, with Lou's head still in the car, I got down, behind the car where Lou couldn't see me and started wiggling the back bumper up and down, to make him think that the cars engine was out of balance or something. After about ten seconds, he shuts the car off. I then stopped shaking the bumper. I was waiting for him to start the thing up again so I could resume bumper shake, but he wouldn't restart it. Finaly after about ten seconds of waiting, I went ahead and wiggled the bumper again even though the car wasn't running. I was expecting Lou to come around the back of this GN any second now to see who was screwing with him. But, Nothing! So I just started shaking a bit harder. Well... It was about this time that Lou came FLYING past the back end of the car in a full run heading for the back door of the shop. Heck, I didn't know that a 6' 6" guy could run that fast. He was about half way to the roll up door and looking over his shoulder, when he saw me behind the car and yelled at me that a big earthquake was happening and to get out of the shop. I think that at the same time he was saying this, and seeing me laughing my ass off, he put two and two together and realized that he had been had.
So let this be a lesson to everyone. Durring the stressful holliday season, we should all remember to take a little time from our busy day to relax, and participate in elder abuse.
Mike Barnard
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The car was finished & left for a few days & came back with some bad plug wires. Years ago I knew this mechanic with a horrible temper. He was working on a french built Renault that he couldn't fix. He prided himself with being a foreign car expert & his ego was damaged So he offered to buy the car from the customer & did. As soon as the money changed hands he took a sledge hammer & beat the crap out of it in front of him. It's funny how this hot air car made me think of that story.
The car was finished & left for a few days & came back with some bad plug wires. Years ago I knew this mechanic with a horrible temper. He was working on a french built Renault that he couldn't fix. He prided himself with being a foreign car expert & his ego was damaged So he offered to buy the car from the customer & did. As soon as the money changed hands he took a sledge hammer & beat the crap out of it in front of him. It's funny how this hot air car made me think of that story.
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I planned to do a few jumps today, but work did not seem to allow it. Ended up driveing around with my skydive gear in my car all day long. Oh well.
I did do one fun thing today. I stopped by Lou's shop at the end of the day, to find him trouble shooting a TB with a rough idol. This thing was on the rack, with wheels about a foot off the ground. Lou had his head in the car to start it, as I walked in the back of his shop. As it fired up, I found myself standing at the back of the car and thinking to myself, "Self, I haven't screwed with Lou in quite a while." So, with Lou's head still in the car, I got down, behind the car where Lou couldn't see me and started wiggling the back bumper up and down, to make him think that the cars engine was out of balance or something. After about ten seconds, he shuts the car off. I then stopped shaking the bumper. I was waiting for him to start the thing up again so I could resume bumper shake, but he wouldn't restart it. Finaly after about ten seconds of waiting, I went ahead and wiggled the bumper again even though the car wasn't running. I was expecting Lou to come around the back of this GN any second now to see who was screwing with him. But, Nothing! So I just started shaking a bit harder. Well... It was about this time that Lou came FLYING past the back end of the car in a full run heading for the back door of the shop. Heck, I didn't know that a 6' 6" guy could run that fast. He was about half way to the roll up door and looking over his shoulder, when he saw me behind the car and yelled at me that a big earthquake was happening and to get out of the shop. I think that at the same time he was saying this, and seeing me laughing my ass off, he put two and two together and realized that he had been had.
So let this be a lesson to everyone. Durring the stressful holliday season, we should all remember to take a little time from our busy day to relax, and participate in elder abuse.
Mike Barnard
Now THAT...is funny.:biggrin:
Happy Birthday, Mike.
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i can't stop laughing
now that was funny wish i was there to see Lou in action i wonder if he even thought of his sheep getting hurt. Mike you need to be careful doing this to elders they can end up having a heartattack and be blamed for it. Has for the hot air dam car doesn't seem to go away.
AL
i planned to do a few jumps today, but work did not seem to allow it. Ended up driveing around with my skydive gear in my car all day long. Oh well.
I did do one fun thing today. I stopped by lou's shop at the end of the day, to find him trouble shooting a tb with a rough idol. This thing was on the rack, with wheels about a foot off the ground. Lou had his head in the car to start it, as i walked in the back of his shop. As it fired up, i found myself standing at the back of the car and thinking to myself, "self, i haven't screwed with lou in quite a while." so, with lou's head still in the car, i got down, behind the car where lou couldn't see me and started wiggling the back bumper up and down, to make him think that the cars engine was out of balance or something. After about ten seconds, he shuts the car off. I then stopped shaking the bumper. I was waiting for him to start the thing up again so i could resume bumper shake, but he wouldn't restart it. Finaly after about ten seconds of waiting, i went ahead and wiggled the bumper again even though the car wasn't running. I was expecting lou to come around the back of this gn any second now to see who was screwing with him. But, nothing! So i just started shaking a bit harder. Well... It was about this time that lou came flying past the back end of the car in a full run heading for the back door of the shop. Heck, i didn't know that a 6' 6" guy could run that fast. He was about half way to the roll up door and looking over his shoulder, when he saw me behind the car and yelled at me that a big earthquake was happening and to get out of the shop. I think that at the same time he was saying this, and seeing me laughing my ass off, he put two and two together and realized that he had been had.
So let this be a lesson to everyone. Durring the stressful holliday season, we should all remember to take a little time from our busy day to relax, and participate in elder abuse.
Mike barnard
now that was funny wish i was there to see Lou in action i wonder if he even thought of his sheep getting hurt. Mike you need to be careful doing this to elders they can end up having a heartattack and be blamed for it. Has for the hot air dam car doesn't seem to go away.
AL
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