Thanks guys, I was getting so pissed off when writing it I couldn't type. lol
Well Brent...I'm outa the clink now and gettin' paid large....but I still aint payin' for what my kid did to your paint!
Whatya gonna do....beat me like you did my 13 year old?
Big man?
Kidding!!!
I probably would have been in anger management too.
Several year back I had some snot nose 16 year old cut me off. Showed him my finger so he decided to follow me into a parking lot and try to face me down.
As he walked up on me with his baseball cap on sideways and belt down below his butt cheeks hollerin' about how he was gonna smack me down. I laughed a little then I just stepped into him with both open palms and hit him fast on his chest giving him a hard knock onto his butt. He literally came right off his feet and flew back a few feet before hitting the ground. This was in the days when I was fresh out of the military, rock solid 220 lb, and power benching 400 lbs so this kid who weighed all of 140 lbs soaking wet with his baseball cap on really had no business trying to act like he was going to slap me around.
He quieted down a bit, got up and walked backwards to his car best he could with his pants falling down, telling me he better never see me again or he'll bust a cap in me....voice squeeking like a girl.
Just gave him a phycho look, laughed some more and told him I bet my weapons are bigger than his, "...so pipe down before your bulldog attitude gets your chihuahua butt in a bind."
...he really had no come back for that so he just left...didn't even have the nerve to flip me off.
I just smiled and waved.
Guess I'm glad his momma wasn't with him.:biggrin: