How do you keep cats off your Buick?

[turbo nasty]

It knocked his mangy butt over and he ran off. My wife was freaking ticked that he sprayed the car. We only had it about a month before he pissed on it..... I need to buy a BB gun. I live less than a 1/4 mile from the police station so discharging a firearm wouldnt go over so good.
My .444 Marlin rifle would have blown him to bits

 

[datant69]

screw that

i'd buy a varmint trap and then bait it with a open can of tuna. then relocate his ass about 25 miles from home. preferrably when i'm driving over a bridge that is over a lake or river. i know i shouldn't harm animals but some deserve it. i've woken up a few times in the morning to cat paw prints on my car after i washed and waxed it. talk about being pissed, sure it's only a car but my car is worth more then that freakin cat is. atleast in my opinion, have a freind who owns several cats and the whole house smells like a litter box.

 

[Black Power]

Told the wife that if the pepper didn't solve the problem I would solve it with a 10-22 rifle. She said she would solve our marriage with a divorce. I said, hey I was joking and it sure didn't sound like you were joking...

If you will buy me a 2 way plane ticket, 6 beers, and enough .223 hollow point I will fly up there and kill those bastards for you, you can blame it on some crazy guy with an AR, and all of your problems will be solved.

 

[Black Power]

Then if she feels that strongly about her cats maybe, just maybe it's time you took her up on her offer.

I concur. If she likes the damn cats more than she likes you or the GN, she needs to have her priorities straightened out.

Or you could let me assassinate them for you :biggrin:

 

[datant69]

dang black power

your looking like lou ferrigno in your pic there , i know i won't like you when your mad.

 

[Black Power]

your looking like lou ferrigno in your pic there , i know i won't like you when your mad.

lmao

That's actually not a pic of me, it's a screenshot of Paul Walker doing a horrible job of acting in one of the Fast & Furious movies :tongue:

 

[darkred87T]

I hope the rock killed the POS. If it were me, I woulda pegged him with a .30-06 & watched his guts explode into a million pieces.:biggrin:

Great quote from the "theCATman". Ironic and funny, lol.

 

[turbo nasty]

Ha i didnt catch that

 

[datant69]

he favors lou

lmao

That's actually not a pic of me, it's a screenshot of Paul Walker doing a horrible job of acting in one of the Fast & Furious movies :tongue:

in that pic i seriously thought it was the hulk, you know as mad as he looked thought it was right before he turned into the hulk.

 

[Sal 87WE2]

I concur. If she likes the damn cats more than she likes you or the GN, she needs to have her priorities straightened out.

Or you could let me assassinate them for you :biggrin:

Only if they were public figures, then you could assasinate them. Otherwise, you would have to "pick them off" :tongue:

 

[DailyDrifter]

lmao

That's actually not a pic of me, it's a screenshot of Paul Walker doing a horrible job of acting in one of the Fast & Furious movies :tongue:

Really? It looks like the guy in wedding crashers, that shoots the guy in the ass with the shotgun.

 

[BEATAV8]

Best thread of the week!

 

[regal-nut]

Well my friend uses aluminium foil to keep the cat off the chair and it works. so try that. use some magnets to hold it and leave it loosly on the car

 

[Black Power]

I am still waiting for my plane tickets?!? :biggrin:

 

[vicious6]

I think the electricity would be the best bet! Next option would be down the road! I hate a damn cat! Rats can be as bad or worse!

 

[notacarlo]

lmao

That's actually not a pic of me, it's a screenshot of Paul Walker doing a horrible job of acting in one of the Fast & Furious movies :tongue:

Will, I've sen you in person.

That is definitely a picture of you.

That was a snapshot taken at the trap in Oklahoma when he saw a 23 at 84 mph.

sexy b!tch.

 

[GNflyby]

You can always get a pellet rifle with a scope and simply pick them off one by one.

 

[bison]

Ive got it

Get rid of the wife and the cats.

 

[salvageV6]

I let my buddies cats sleep on the car when I visit, one of them is named Turbo. They don't bother me too much.

They like warm cars in the winter.

However that wife I dunno about her....

Then again I'm not too fond of pee marks on my Blizzaks.

Not sure if that's from a cat or the dogs here at home in the neighborhood.

It washes off in the rain unlike brake dust. :smile:

 

[Black Power]

Will, I've sen you in person.

That is definitely a picture of you.

That was a snapshot taken at the trap in Oklahoma when he saw a 23 at 84 mph.

sexy b!tch.

LMAO! You give me too much credit, I only trapped 41mph! I blame the Oklahoma air!