I need a gift idea for my wife

[HUMBLE-U2]

my old lady is getting new t/a heads,224/218 rollercam, & a billet 71tubo and shes going to like it! Oh and some new m/t 275 60 drag radials.

 

[BuickMike]

Can't get away. We have an 8 year old boy and no family in town. This is such a tough year. I usually come up with good ideas.

 

[Heisenberg]

Pink slippers and a dildo.

If she don't like the slippers, she can go ____ herself

LOL - holy mother of ....
Funny though

 

[Heisenberg]

Not Chrsitmas'y enough?

 

[Heisenberg]

coffee drinker? A shiny new Kuerig might do the trick

Might as well thrown in a set of pots n pans and a new toilet cleaning brush while you're at it!

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

PIIHB

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

All my wife wanted for Christmas was a Crossman BB gun with a scope. She cooks me great dinners and "other" stuff too.

I got NO complaints.

 

[Pittsburghkid]

Bring home another woman for her. If she doesn't want her then say well if you don't want it I might as well keep it.

 

[hungerbuhler1]

PIIHB

I do this many times a year. Not just Christmas. And they always love it.