I was standing in line at autozone trying to buy a master cylinder for my Mustang. I was wearing a white golf shirt with the turbo 6 logo on it. A man was standing next to me with his family when he scoffed, looked in my direction, and muttered something to his wife about Jiffy Lube.
I said the first thing that popped to my mind. I told him I own most of the Southeastern Jiffy Lube Stores.
That changed his tune.
I think his wife even liked me a little more after that. 
Then I heard him get parts for his 01 Jetta

I said the first thing that popped to my mind. I told him I own most of the Southeastern Jiffy Lube Stores.



Then I heard him get parts for his 01 Jetta
