Well, ya'll we're right! Stevo, Leeper, et al, I replaced the complete cam sensor and IT RUNS AGAIN!
although I'm not at all convinced that my old sensor is bad - I found absolutely NOTHING wrong with it. Yup, I Guess that means <brain f@rt> I must have been setting it on the wrong side of the window.
I got an inspiring call a few days ago from "Mac" in Fort Worth, telling me about his car (exact same problem) and how he was setting the sensor wrong and that I should try it again. I honestly don't recall how I had been doing it, but setting it as Mac instructed, it fired right up! Of course, it could have been the sensor... Just remember: turn it counter-clockwise until the voltage drops.
Thanks All!

I got an inspiring call a few days ago from "Mac" in Fort Worth, telling me about his car (exact same problem) and how he was setting the sensor wrong and that I should try it again. I honestly don't recall how I had been doing it, but setting it as Mac instructed, it fired right up! Of course, it could have been the sensor... Just remember: turn it counter-clockwise until the voltage drops.
Thanks All!