Joke

[TURBOTWIN2]

A very gentle Texas lady was driving across the High Bridge in Pecos,Texas one day. As she neared the middle of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo."

He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''

She replied, ''Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you *********Yankee.''

 

[86TexasT]

A very gentle Texas lady was driving across the High Bridge in Pecos,Texas one day. As she neared the middle of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo."

He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''

She replied, ''Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you ********Yankee.''

Now that`s funny......

 

[TURBOTWIN2]

Oh yeah, no offense to any of you ********* Yankees.
Especially those smart enough to move to Texas.:smile:
How y'all liking this heat?
It was so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they was both walking!