Kids say the dmndest things

[Otto J]

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy ****! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.



A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

 

[1000MileStylez]

hey man whats up, what you doing on smallblockposse

shoot me a pm

 

[Otto J]

Just tryin to hang out with some locals. I was a SB guy once
Hey are blocks are even smaller
We can start extra small block posse

 

[1000MileStylez]

u gotta come down here and woop some ass, most of these guys trail around in big block malibus or small block with spray.

My car isnt finished yet so someones gotta do the dirty work

 

[TylerDurden]

otto, a local down here shot me a link to your car doing a wheels up (driver side anyway) launch off of another site....FYI

9.9x run at 140 i think.....

 

[Otto J]

I am finishing hte suspension mods tonight, Hope fully it will be both wheels up in the air

 

[GNflyby]

Hey Otto..., whats up, how's the car coming? I decided to leave the nash as it is for now since I plan on sending the TA-49 out to get rebuilt. I'll let you know when I get it back, Anyway... I'll talk to you soon, take care, Nelson. Oh by the way check out my new website for the car. If you need one for your car just let me know, I'll hook you up.

Website: http://theblack.spydar.com

 

[LV GN]

some guys say dumb things too.