Cable Guy
Isnt that the place they go to in "The Cable Guy" where they are fighting each other to the soundtrack from Star Trek?
It looks like a Renaissance festival, if there is one around were you live you might want to check that out instead. They can be a lot of fun. We used to go every year. Jousting, sword fighting, professional insulters (those are a riot). You pay this guy money to insult someone, if you are into abuse you can pay him to insult you, but its much more fun to sic him on someone else
The more money you give him the better (worse) he gets. I saw him with a girl one time I was there. Here are a couple of my favorites
This girl is so ugly she should be the bride of christ, normally if I were to take this cup and piss in it and then offer it to you, you would probably punch me in the face. But if this girl were to kiss you, you would RUN to me, snatch the cup from my hand and gulp it down, only to ask for seconds, just to get the taste of her out of your mouth. Oh did I mention she should be the bride of christ? Surely only a man who was firmly nailed down could stand to be married to such and ugly hag
Good fun!
Dave
