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Gary Wells

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Btw, Mike (SPOOLFOOL2) Barnard's computer broke down again last week so he is sort of MIA up until his computer is working again. His computer broke down a few weeks ago, he had it fixed, took them a few weeks to fix it, had it working for a few days, and took a hike again. Fwiw, mike made his 500th jump a few weeks ago, congratulations are in order to anybody that makes that many jumps sober. Takes me 2 drinks to get on a plane, and at least 1 during the flight, & maybe 1 before landing. Brave man mike is. Also, if you have Mike's cell #, give him a call and let him know that we are thinking of him, and no, if you don't have his #, I can't give it out. Thanks.
 
I'm back and alive.

Funny thing! I can put a Turbo Buick in the low elevens on pump gas and alky, but I can't seem to keep a computer from driving over it's crank shaft. One thing that I have learned is that if your in a hurry to get your computer fixed, don't use Geek Squad. There about as fast as a Geo Metro on flat tires.

On the skydive thing, Thanks, and if any one wants to do a jump, let me know. I jump about once a week at Perris Valley.

So far, Lou is the only one that said he'd go for sure.
I'll post a few pics up in the next day or two.

Thanks for thinking of me.

Happy spooling.
Mike Barnard
 
I'd go but there's too many peeps that would like to get in line behind me to make sure that I got out of the plane door ok. Probably without a chute, too.
 
Man eff the geek squad, I can keep computers up and running smoothly but can't get my buick out of the driveway! If you have any more problems drop me a line, that geek squad is a rip off.
 
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Funny thing! I can put a Turbo Buick in the low elevens on pump gas and alky, but I can't seem to keep a computer from driving over it's crank shaft. One thing that I have learned is that if your in a hurry to get your computer fixed, don't use Geek Squad. There about as fast as a Geo Metro on flat tires.

On the skydive thing, Thanks, and if any one wants to do a jump, let me know. I jump about once a week at Perris Valley.

So far, Lou is the only one that said he'd go for sure.
I'll post a few pics up in the next day or two.

Thanks for thinking of me.

Happy spooling.
Mike Barnard
Mike ask Andrew for the phone number to the computer guy who helped me out.He's honest didn't overcharge me,Young & still tight,As for jumping out of a perfectly good plane ,Your nuts & got brain damage if you think I'm into that, Dream on!Mean Chicken is back running & assumed to be tearing up the streets again. Please don't show him how to get anymore H.P. I don't want him breaking his toy anytime soon.The man has some self control issues & needs not any further encouragement.Show some conscience.
 
Mike ask Andrew for the phone number to the computer guy who helped me out.He's honest didn't overcharge me,Young & still tight,As for jumping out of a perfectly good plane ,Your nuts & got brain damage if you think I'm into that, Dream on!Mean Chicken is back running & assumed to be tearing up the streets again. Please don't show him how to get anymore H.P. I don't want him breaking his toy anytime soon.The man has some self control issues & needs not any further encouragement.Show some conscience.

No worries pappa Lou...I'm taking real good care of my new upgrade.:D
I even turned down an offer from an exhuberant M5 owner today. You'd be proud of me. I've spanked this M5 before with my 68 Camaro... I think he recognized me and wanted to try out my lil' V6.

As for skydiving....I might try it some day but likewise am a tad disturbed over jumping from a perfectly good air plane with an oversized glad bag tied to my back.
Seems almost as insane as volunteering for submarine duty...
Who, with their nuts all Torqued correctly, gets on something that sinks on purpose?:confused:
 
Your father is depressed,Had his ass handed to him Sunday morning on I-5 in my Porsche by some kind of 12 cly. Lamborghini, Left me choking on his exhaust. It's not like I didn't ask for it either. I was behind him on an on ramp pushing him through the curve & he couldn't shake me then we go out on to the freeway got along side of him & we both nailed it & he was gone. I think I need more boost or go shopping with Gary & buy a Z06 & build the hell out of it. This cannot continue. I'm disgraced.
 
$13K off of MSRP still going on at select dealers, and I don't suspect that there are a lot left. Might be gone by Thanksgiving or Christmas. Selman Chevrolet, had 4 left Sunday when I called, red and black only, all navigation equipped. Slightly under $70K out the door including tax & license. On the other hand, $70K is a lot of $$ on today's market, and the economy doesn't show any signs of recovery for a few years.
 
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$13K off of MSRP still going on at select dealers, and I don't suspect that there are a lot left. Might be gone by Thanksgiving or Christmas. Selman Chevrolet, had 4 left Sunday when I called, red and black only, all navigation equipped. Slightly under $70K out the door including tax & license. On the other hand, $70K is a lot of $$ on today's market, and the economy doesn't show any signs of recovery for a few years.
Word has it that there are 1000 Z06'S sitting on dealers lots around the country. Reliable chevrolet on the corvette forum had several for 16 grand off MSRP. I can't think of the web site that lists all the cars & their locations. I'm afraid that the best deal you will find is out of state but is it worth the hassle to save a couple of grand.I have a friend in the vette club with some connections I can talk to him to see whats out there.What are you exactly looking for.
 
Your father is depressed,Had his ass handed to him Sunday morning on I-5 in my Porsche by some kind of 12 cly. Lamborghini, Left me choking on his exhaust. It's not like I didn't ask for it either. I was behind him on an on ramp pushing him through the curve & he couldn't shake me then we go out on to the freeway got along side of him & we both nailed it & he was gone. I think I need more boost or go shopping with Gary & buy a Z06 & build the hell out of it. This cannot continue. I'm disgraced.

Tell me it's not true? We can not, we WILL NOT stand for this this kind of automotive abuse to our leader. As you know, Your Porch and my 72 VW Bus are distant cousins. Last year, while at Fontana Raceway, I allowed a few select bus parts to be put on Nordy's GN. That car then ran the quickest nine second pass that it had ever seen. I'm afraid to say it, but it was right after feeling this scary new VW power that he found it in his best interest to sell this bratwurst eating, widow maker:eek: :D .

I say, drop your 911 off at my house for a few days. Me and Angry Poultry (Tim) will do a quick engine change with the bus. The next time you see that spaghetti eating twelve banger, he'll be wishing that he had never taken out that second mortgage on his house to buy that turd.

Tim and I will be on standby all weekend long at my house with with our tools in hand awaiting your arrival:eek: :D .

Please, bring a case of Nice German beer to help with a smooth install of engine and keep morale high. And remember, we're here to help;) .

Mike Barnard
 
Word has it that there are 1000 Z06'S sitting on dealers lots around the country. Reliable chevrolet on the corvette forum had several for 16 grand off MSRP. I can't think of the web site that lists all the cars & their locations. I'm afraid that the best deal you will find is out of state but is it worth the hassle to save a couple of grand.I have a friend in the vette club with some connections I can talk to him to see whats out there.What are you exactly looking for.
Yes, it would not surprise me that there are 1K Z06's left on the dealer's lots right now, but that won't last for long. Reliable Chevrolet had 2 Z06's at that price, they may not have them now. I don't think that you will beat the current $13K being knocked off at some select dealers in Kali by enough to make a out of state trip worthwhile, but I would imagine that some of the out of state dealers will have some left at that price after they are gone in Kali. Not too sure what I am exactly looking for, as I have looked at several and was not too sure at the last minute. $70K is a big chunk of $$ to me right now and the idea of adding another car to my insurance policy, with 2 of the then three cars being insured toys. Retirement is looming on the horizon for me about 15 months away, hopefully, depending upon the economy, of course. "What exactly am I looking for?" Somebody to give me $69.5K, tax free, of course.
 
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Yes, it would not surprise me that there are 1K Z06's left on the dealer's lots right now, but that won't last for long. Reliable Chevrolet had 2 Z06's at that price, they may not have them now. I don't think that you will beat the current $13K being knocked off at some select dealers in Kali by enough to make a out of state trip worthwhile, but I would imagine that some of the out of state dealers will have some left at that price after they are gone in Kali. Not too sure what I am exactly looking for, as I have looked at several and was not too sure at the last minute. $70K is a big chunk of $$ to me right now and the idea of adding another car to my insurance policy, with 2 of the then three cars being insured toys. Retirement is looming on the horizon for me about 15 months away, hopefully, depending upon the economy, of course. "What exactly am I looking for?" Somebody to give me $69.5K, tax free, of course.
I hear you Gary,I'm not exactly in a spending mood either.What's a deal breaker is tax's & licence fees.That's 10 % of the purchase price.Anytime some liberal thinks that raising tax's is a great idea.How many people like yourself on the fence of buying a product that employs workers & feeds the economy say screw it I don't want to take a hit plus depreciation. That's why I say buy low miles used from a private party with a favorable receipt.As for retirement another joke & way overrated. As long as your health holds out keep working & stay active.
 
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Tell me it's not true? We can not, we WILL NOT stand for this this kind of automotive abuse to our leader. As you know, Your Porch and my 72 VW Bus are distant cousins. Last year, while at Fontana Raceway, I allowed a few select bus parts to be put on Nordy's GN. That car then ran the quickest nine second pass that it had ever seen. I'm afraid to say it, but it was right after feeling this scary new VW power that he found it in his best interest to sell this bratwurst eating, widow maker:eek: :D .
I say, drop your 911 off at my house for a few days. Me and Angry Poultry (Tim) will do a quick engine change with the bus. The next time you see that spaghetti eating twelve banger, he'll be wishing that he had never taken out that second mortgage on his house to buy that turd.Tim and I will be on standby all weekend long at my house with with our tools in hand awaiting your arrival:eek: :D .Please, bring a case of Nice German beer to help with a smooth install of engine and keep morale high. And remember, we're here to help;) .Mike Barnard
Yes,Mike once again your wisdom & unselfish support is appreciated,I will take your offer under consideration as it makes perfect sense. but just so your not inconvenienced further don't put your life on hold awaiting my decision as it may take a while to respond. Meanwhile my sheep are growing restless & I must attend to their needs.So many & so little time.
 
I hear you Gary,I'm not exactly in a spending mood either.What's a deal breaker is tax's & licence fees.That's 10 % of the purchase price.Anytime some liberal thinks that raising tax's is a great idea.How many people like yourself on the fence of buying a product that employs workers & feeds the economy say screw it I don't want to take a hit plus depreciation. That's why I say buy low miles used from a private party with a favorable receipt.As for retirement another joke & way overrated. As long as your health holds out keep working & stay active.

They quoted me $63,688.52 ($13K off of MSRP), $5,258.83 state sales tax for L.A. County, (which is about 2% less than it will be when the elections happen), + $552.75 for license, which totals out to about $69, 500. they sais that they might knock off an additional $250.00 or there abouts. I'm still thinking.
Also, buying low miles from a private party with a favorable receipt is quickly becoming a thing of the past in the corvette world, just as it did in Mercedes, BMW, & Lexus land. Think I'm kidding. I'm not, go look at all of the greater U.S. dealers specializing in Vettes, especially in new car Z06 sales and, presto, viola, all of a sudden dealers that would never touch a used Z06 unless they are making a killing are now reselling used Z06. MacMulkin and others are now advertising used Z06's. Too many to be just new car trade-ins. Not only does the fact or thought that I am seeing a new trend here is the fact or thought that I see this going the same way as Mercedes, BMW, Lexus. Rarely do you see one of these from a private party anymore. I was looking at Merc S55's a while back, and all that I saw were at dealers, virtually none were being sold by private parties. Same for upper end BMW's, same for upper end Lexuses. See something here that you don't like. I do. My guess is that the killer deals being currently offered on '08 Z06's and a few East coast '09 Z06's may never be repeated again.
This current trend of auto manufacturer's in general having to deeply discount vehicle MSRP's values is driven primarily by 1 factor, and a couple of underlying factors. 1) Greed (the belief that any auto manufacturer can sell everything that they make in any 1 given year) , & 2) underlying this is a sagging economy driving higher prices, especially fuel prices, and more and more people being driven out of work. Buy a Z06 soon, step up & buy a ZR1, or continue sucking on Lambo's
 
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They quoted me $63,688.52 ($13K off of MSRP), $5,258.83 state sales tax for L.A. County, (which is about 2% less than it will be when the elections happen), + $552.75 for license, which totals out to about $69, 500. they sais that they might knock off an additional $250.00 or there abouts. I'm still thinking.
Also, buying low miles from a private party with a favorable receipt is quickly becoming a thing of the past in the corvette world, just as it did in Mercedes, BMW, & Lexus land. Think I'm kidding. I'm not, go look at all of the greater U.S. dealers specializing in Vettes, especially in new car Z06 sales and, presto, viola, all of a sudden dealers that would never touch a used Z06 unless they are making a killing are now reselling used Z06. MacMulkin and others are now advertising used Z06's. Too many to be just new car trade-ins. Not only does the fact or thought that I am seeing a new trend here is the fact or thought that I see this going the same way as Mercedes, BMW, Lexus. Rarely do you see one of these from a private party anymore. I was looking at Merc S55's a while back, and all that I saw were at dealers, virtually none were being sold by private parties. Same for upper end BMW's, same for upper end Lexuses. See something here that you don't like. I do. My guess is that the killer deals being currently offered on '08 Z06's and a few East coast '09 Z06's may never be repeated again.
This current trend of auto manufacturer's in general having to deeply discount vehicle MSRP's values is driven primarily by 1 factor, and a couple of underlying factors. 1) Greed (the belief that any auto manufacturer can sell everything that they make in any 1 given year) , & 2) underlying this is a sagging economy driving higher prices, especially fuel prices, and more and more people being driven out of work. Buy a Z06 soon, step up & buy a ZR1, or continue sucking on Lambo's
Wait till mid December & you will see unbelievable deals & yes no more picking on Lambo's for me.
 
Wait till mid December & you will see unbelievable deals & yes no more picking on Lambo's for me.
We'll see. The only best deal that might come about that I see would be the free financing to come back for 48 months, and if they do that, they will most likely pull back the extra $2500 rebate that they just re-instated for another 30 days. There may not be any left 3 months from now.
 
Tell me it's not true? We can not, we WILL NOT stand for this this kind of automotive abuse to our leader. As you know, Your Porch and my 72 VW Bus are distant cousins. Last year, while at Fontana Raceway, I allowed a few select bus parts to be put on Nordy's GN. That car then ran the quickest nine second pass that it had ever seen. I'm afraid to say it, but it was right after feeling this scary new VW power that he found it in his best interest to sell this bratwurst eating, widow maker:eek: :D .

I say, drop your 911 off at my house for a few days. Me and Angry Poultry (Tim) will do a quick engine change with the bus. The next time you see that spaghetti eating twelve banger, he'll be wishing that he had never taken out that second mortgage on his house to buy that turd.

Tim and I will be on standby all weekend long at my house with with our tools in hand awaiting your arrival:eek: :D .

Please, bring a case of Nice German beer to help with a smooth install of engine and keep morale high. And remember, we're here to help;) .

Mike Barnard

Oh goody!
Another engine swap!!!
Can I play with the air tools????
:D
 
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We'll see. The only best deal that might come about that I see would be the free financing to come back for 48 months, and if they do that, they will most likely pull back the extra $2500 rebate that they just re-instated for another 30 days. There may not be any left 3 months from now.
Gary one nagging question is why are there so many low mileage Z06's for sale ? Doesn't that make you wonder. It seems like people that have bought them soon get buyers remorse & unload them.
 
Gary one nagging question is why are there so many low mileage Z06's for sale ? Doesn't that make you wonder. It seems like people that have bought them soon get buyers remorse & unload them.


I heard it's cuz the seats make their butts hurt.:eek:
 
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