Mustangs rule!

[jsta6]

This is the:

"I never met a mustang owner that I liked (can someone else prove me wrong?)"

thread...

We should turn this in to a voting thread. How many people have met somone who owns a mustang that is NOT an a$$clown?

 

[Turbojorge]

You guys are getting off topic here!

The point is, Gregs car runs 9's! O.K.

Low 9's.

Don't you dare think it's a 10 second car or anything dammit!

It freaken runs low 9's!

Do you understand that! Low 9's.

 

[jsta6]

You mean "race car"?

The dictionary refers to a car as an automobile. The dictionary refers to an automobile as "a usually four-wheeled automotive vehicle designed for passenger transportation"

As in "I drive my car to work every freaking day". Becuase that is what it is meant for.

Wherein a "race" car refers to "a contest of speed", or "an acceleration contest between vehicles (as automobiles)"

As in "I seldom drive my race car on the street". Becuase that is not what it was meant for.

In which case, you would look like a complete a$$clown if you were to buy a race car (9 second mustang) and then go out and talk sh!t to people who do not have a race car (like people with GN's for daily drivers).

Kind of like if I said my five year old son is smarter then my two year old son.

What is the freaking point of telling people you have a 9 second mustang if they don't care?

Do you have a Intel Pentium 5 PC capable of processing instructions at 3000mhz?

Still don't care...

Can you snort a live earthworm up your nose and then pull it out your mouth? That I would I care about...

 

[Nasty Wendy]

you say that like its easy.

Originally posted by jsta6
Can you snort a live earthworm up your nose and then pull it out your mouth? That I would I care about...

I have given this task some thought. I bet most people wouldn't have the slightest idea of how much skill/effort/perserverence it would take to accomplish such a task.

• Earthworms don't just behave themselves like other worms when they are out of the dirt
• You could have someone hold the worm still for you but where's the sport in that?
• So you would have to hold one nostril closed with your finger and try to snort up the worm with your other nostril
• Now earthworms flip and flop around like fish out of water and they can get pretty good air too
• If you time it perfectly tho you can snort the worm up your nostril just as its on the up flip (using the momentum of the worm against it)
• Its possible for these steps to take hours and may cost several worms their lives if you accidentally headbut them on your snort attempt
• Now after all of that is done you STILL have to get the dang thing out of your mouth
• Well you have to get it into your mouth by way of nasal passages first ....then you have to get it out of your mouth.
• So cross your fingers and hope that the worm tries to crawl down the passage to the back of your throat
• If he/she tries to crawl back out of your nose you are screwed. Because then you'll have to snort some more and will prolly end up swallowing it.
• OK. So the worm is crawling down your nasal passage and into the back of your throat.....Only God knows how many worms you'll swallow before you finally get one to do this.
• Just as the worm gets 1/2 way down you have to cough it out of your mouth.
• Earthworms can manipulate their lengths so its no easy guess as to when its half way down but its better to let it go past half way then to try to cough it up before its half way.
• Now if you've gotten this far all you have to do is cough the worm out of your mouth but beware as it may trigger a gag reflex as it exits your throat.
• That wouldn't be cool especially if you are trying to impress a girl/guy by doing this. Noone is impressed by someone who snorts up a worm and then barfs on themselves even if the worm does come out.
• So after you successfully cough up the earthworm set it free as it has been through enough for one day.
• pat yourself on the back and send the tape of you doing this to 'Jackass' so that we all may see it.

I've also been thinking about what it would take to shid a brick.....but thats another topic.

 

[Turbojorge]

Originally posted by jsta6

What is the freaking point of telling people you have a 9 second mustang if they don't care?

What! You mean I'm the only one that cares? Oh, man, your kidding me right?

....but it freaken runs 9's man? Come on!

Low 9's! Not 10's or 11's!

9's!

Low 9's.

 

[jsta6]

I have given this task some thought. I bet most people wouldn't have the slightest idea of how much skill/effort/perserverence it would take to accomplish such a task.

Jackass DVD volume 2 - Steve O.

Wendy, didn't you already try ths once with one of Red Armstrongs hot-wire fuel pump kits?

I can do a pretty neat trick where I fit three child seats in to the back of my GN. (not the trunk, the back seat).

 

[StagedGN]

back in the day when I had a 5.0 with all the goodies running low 11's it was considered fast for 1990-1991 era.now days if ur the owner talking smack about a 9 sec stang give me a break.all the fast stangs are in the 7's!!!!!

 

[Nasty Wendy]

Originally posted by StagedGN
if ur the owner talking smack about a 9 sec stang

Not 9's
LOW 9's
got it....sheeeesh some people just don't understand

 

[Turbojorge]

Originally posted by Nasty Wendy
Not 9's
LOW 9's
got it....sheeeesh some people just don't understand

Thats Right!

 

[jsta6]

Jorge, you are only faster then I am becuase you don't run a turbo shield like I do. Plus, mine is chromed. That is worth a couple tenths right there...

But we have basically the same combo right? We need to hook up at SR9 and settle this for real! Now is your chance since my alchy pump is dead...

 

[Turbojorge]

Originally posted by jsta6
my alchy pump is dead...

Hate to say I told you so.




Come on man, show me a 12 second time slip first. Thats like me lining up against your friend Greg with the 9 second mustang.

....low 9 second mustang. Sorry.

 

[PhilM]

I hate mustangs. If a turd was goin a couple seconds faster than usual i still aint gonna look.

 

[Loosenut]

Why all the stang bashing, just because its not a TR its junk????i like my cobra alot, its fun to drive. its not a race car by any streach of the imagination, but still a nice car none the less. i also drive my gn's, i just bought number 5 today.

I understand that there are the kids who go out a get a gt and put flowmasters and a k&n and think its the fastest car ever, but that is not EVERY mustang owner.

Andy

 

[PhilM]

People prolly bash stangs and other fords since this a turbo buick website (not a mustang site) and some are GM loyal.

Most people on this forum look for mustangs to stomp, not to compliment them.

personally, i dont like ford, period. its just the way that they engineer their cars that sucks.

 

[Nasty Wendy]

Originally posted by PhilM
People prolly bash stangs and other fords since this a turbo buick website (not a mustang site) and some are GM loyal.

Most people on this forum look for mustangs to stomp, not to compliment them.

personally, i dont like ford, period. its just the way that they engineer their cars that sucks.

Brand Loyalty is a sign of mental illness. I am loyal to performance. Thats why I drive a Lightning and a GN. Has nothing to do with brands. Not that you directed that statement at ME or anything, I just wanted to point out thats not always the case.....but you are right.

 

[Ttype/NJ]

Thats right!

It's got a bunch of aftermarket stuff, along with some factory stuff, but it run's low 9's OK.

Got that! 9's

Not 10's or 11's, it run's 9's.

Low 9's!

Another Jorge P. ???