OK, so I bid on a lot of stuff on ebay, with low bids, just in case I can get a deal. So, I bid like $500 on this popup camper. It went for $1400. I have been in contact with the seller, they confirmed it sold and was picked up. The reason I contacted the seller, was I got this email:
So, I notice right away that the emails don't match - and it would be unlikely a seller that actually had bids of up to $1400 would seel for $500. So, I need a break from my daily stressors, so I reply:

So - I bring to the Buick brethren and brethrenesses - I need ideas for the next reply. Fake addy? That will stop the fun too quick. Maybe ask about the UK and locations and stuff to pinpoint a location and claim I am going to travel there?
Give me some ideas - we can have fun together.
From: Fred Larson [mailto:fredlarsonn@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 06, 2006 10:43 AM
To: todd@toddware.com
Subject: eBay Second Chance Offer Item# 200002261352
Your expressed interest in an item titled:1993 Jayco Jay Series 1008 Fold Down Camper w/Awning!, Item number:200002261352 by bidding,however the auction has ended with another member as the high bidder.In compliance with eBay policy,the seller of that item is making this Second Chance Offer to you at your bid price of US $501.33.The seller has issued this Second Chance Offer because either the winning bidder was unable to complete the transaction.If you accept this offer,you will be able to exchange Feedback with the seller and will be eligible for eBay services associated with a transaction,such as fraud protection.To purchase this item please contact the seller at this e-mail: adambalwin1@yahoo.com or just reply at this e-mail.
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So, I notice right away that the emails don't match - and it would be unlikely a seller that actually had bids of up to $1400 would seel for $500. So, I need a break from my daily stressors, so I reply:
About 10 minutes later, I get:So, did your first bidder back out? I may be interested. Let me know!
I assume the wheels and tires are OK to tow it back to Chicago....
Todd
So - I lay it on thick and heavy - I am just a dummy on the world wide web jungle, ready to be taken, hook, line and sinker!Hello,
The winner of my auction didn't pay for the item and ebay advised me to use Second Chance Offer to sell my product.If you are interested and want to go ahead with the transaction please let me know. I'll contact eBay and you'll receive from them an invoice with our transaction and also instructions regarding the payment method. Everything is made through eBay.The eBay will be totally responsible if anything should happen to our transaction and there for you or me will not have any
loss! I need your full name and full address for shipping so that eBay can contact you.
Also, a refund policy will be included.The camper is inspected.. and everything is ready to go on it.Looking forward to hear from you .
Thank you
And then I get back:Wow - you are going to ship it to me, too??? For $500? Awesome, thanks a lot. Sorry your other bidder didn't follow through - you seem like a really nice guy.
Ebay should have my address on file, don't you think?
Let me know when I can expect the shipment of the camper! I will send a paypal right away!
Todd
The only part missing is the "Western Union Moneygram" part.Hi,
I`m personaly located in United Kingdom ....The camper is located home in USA and I will arrange to be shipped it to you ...no problems...
Because i'm not in the country this transaction will be arranged bye ebay.
You have the opportunity to purchase this item at your last bid price .
The ex winner had some problems and couldn't handle the situation (he told me something about his daughter being sick), so following eBay's suggestion, I've contacted you this way.
Because I'm not in the country this transaction will be arranged bye ebay and they seed that I need from you your:
- eBay ID and full name and address.......
as soon as I have them I'll start the official procedure, and eBay will notify you about this. You'll also receive important guidelines + instructions from them (please go through them exactly).
I'll handle the shipping, so this will be free of charge for you.
Also, a refund policy will be included.The camper is inspected.. and everything is ready to go on it.Looking forward to hear from you .
Regards...

So - I bring to the Buick brethren and brethrenesses - I need ideas for the next reply. Fake addy? That will stop the fun too quick. Maybe ask about the UK and locations and stuff to pinpoint a location and claim I am going to travel there?
Give me some ideas - we can have fun together.