New Neighbor

[TurboTnZ06]

I went for my morning coffee run and a couple houses down I notice a new neighbor arrived with what appears to be a pretty clean, late 80's fox body Mustang with a big tach, 17's, and at least a 6 point roll bar. Glad it wasn't just another 800 yr old retiree with a prius or grand marquis. Gonna have to find out what it runs.

 

[T- Type Tim]

you guys wont get along....same Sh*t happened to me.... neighbor was always trying to 1 up me...... his wife was cute....she would wash her car in these short cut offs while he was at work , my house is directly across the street perfect view ..haha.... he had a supercharged 90s impala by the way

 

[jlat]

hello; I had a new neighbor but he's gone and I don't miss him. He had a 80's Mustang conv. with the big tech,supercharger and all that also very loud. It was a race car and it was IMO not legal. Every weekend he'd idle it and mess with it all day and he was the joke of the neighborhood. Other than the car he was quiet but he thought he was something.
Everyones different and that was his thing so that's life.
IBBY

 

[T- Type Tim]

one hot car on the my street is enough too much competition gets ugly

 

[Rafs-T-Type]

Start the relationship off right by taking his money

 

[T- Type Tim]

they will be doomed to out do each other no matter what, no friendly competition ...wait and see

 

[TurboTnZ06]

I could have bought a new C6 Z06 in cash if I didn't have my Buick. I don't need to buy any more parts, I need to crank up the boost and run 9's already.

 

[Eazy-E]

A kid I used to go to high school with lives a few houses down from me used to rip it every time past my house no matter what time of day or night it was (06 mustang gt with a hacked up exhaust and 20' rims). Until I did a nice smokey burnout from one end of his street to the other when he was washing his car one day yeah now he throws it into neutral now so you just gotta show him whose boss!!! The funny thing is the security guards in my community are still looking for the "black monte carlo in suspect" bahaha me and my dad always get a chuckle out of that one

 

[turbo nasty]

Bring a couple colds ones over and introduce yourself.

Or when you see him out washing his car you could put 2 cold ones in your car do a burnout in front of his house then leave two hundred yard stripes ending in a doughnut and come outta the doughnut heading the other direction back to his house get out the car offer him a beer and then welcome him to the neighborhood and ask if his Mudstain can do that HA.

The guy might be alright even tho he drives a Ford...LOL

 

[dr_frankenstein]

I wish I had decent neighbors myself. well they probably are but they dont like me atleast. I am the only feller of some color in my neighbor hood and with a few project car bodys in the back I think they have profiled me like the rest. they wont even let my kids play with theres, or they will cross the street when they get close to my house... LMAO... well I guess fear is a powerful weapon!

 

[killer231olds]

Ive had robbers for neighbors stole my mini bike and dads ten speed and robbed my neighbors of damn near everything..got them evicted. Then we had drug dealing pitbull fighters they left eventually and another group of neighbors that murdered a guy two houses down from me during a party. Cops even took me in for questioning WTF! They got evicted too.. Id take your so called ugly competition anyday.

 

[turboc87gn]

Ive had robbers for neighbors stole my mini bike and dads ten speed and robbed my neighbors of damn near everything..got them evicted. Then we had drug dealing pitbull fighters they left eventually and another group of neighbors that murdered a guy two houses down from me during a party. Cops even took me in for questioning WTF! They got evicted too.. Id take your so called ugly competition anyday.

Wtf where do you live? Detroit?!!! Lol!!

 

[TurboTnZ06]

I got a creepy old guy that always sits on his back porch nekkid across the canal behind my house and uses binoculars on my neighbor's wife. I just scratch my bizzall's every time I'm in the back yard when he looks over at me, of course I yell to him to go put f***** some pants on before I call the cops. I figure the ol' bastige will die off soon, so no use in starting a war he can't win. I know he rent's, I've considered buying the house then bulldoze it, but then there's redneck renters next to him that light their boats on fire in their garage who try to put a gas fire out with water. I enjoy when the rednecks let their pitbulls run lose on the old guy's yard and leave some deposits at his back porch steps....

 

[killer231olds]

Suburbs in san jose..funny thing is its a nice street where I live but a few rentals kept going to bad apples thank god good familys live there now. I also forgot to mention that guy shot at my friends and I while jumping on the freeway cause we blew past him in my friends 68 camaro. Next day he found a bullet hole in the driver door.

 

[Chuck Leeper]

I could have bought a new C6 Z06 in cash if I didn't have my Buick. I don't need to buy any more parts, I need to crank up the boost and run 9's already.

". Glad it wasn't just another 800 yr old retiree "........
And, 1 more comment like this, and your days of intimidating the neighbors will be OVER!!

I resemble that remark!

 

[Red C5]

Hope he's a cool gear head.

 

[broke]

I am the bad neighbor. I mow early, play with the buick till late, shoot guns off my deck, and have 3 jack russell terrorists that are faster than the neighbors cat. Do all cats tails get that fat? I have huge fires, fireworks, and my wife is beautiful and meaner than a snake. Livin just outside the city limits is kinda fun. My neighbor across the street is the real Joe Dirt and has a mullet with a gold cross ear ring. He swears his stock hurst olds would make short work of the buick but wont run me.

 

[Red C5]

I am the bad neighbor. I mow early, play with the buick till late, shoot guns off my deck, and have 3 jack russell terrorists that are faster than the neighbors cat. Do all cats tails get that fat? I have huge fires, fireworks, and my wife is beautiful and meaner than a snake. Livin just outside the city limits is kinda fun. My neighbor across the street is the real Joe Dirt and has a mullet with a gold cross ear ring. He swears his stock hurst olds would make short work of the buick but wont run me.

Isn't America great?

 

[broke]

Yep, we tear a piece off on the deck once in a while but its usually dark. God Bless America