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fast84gn

tire roaster
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i found this on a diffrent forum.

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
 
Originally posted by turbo buicks
uhhhhhhh whats so funny? thats how i P&P'ed my heads. am i missing something?

:D
Yep he did not take them off he ran the sand through the engine with it Running!:rolleyes: :D
 
OMFG

the car dealers should weld the hoods shut on cars sold to dudes like this!:eek:

thats a good one:D
 
LOL....

Sounds like they got the porting part done....now for the polishing!!! :D :D :D
 
ooooooohhhh

thats good now all honda owners should get together and do that


after there done we need all the toyota ,nissan and all other jap car owners to try it .......it definatly works good guys really try it . you might even need that big wing on the back when your done.:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
 
probably come back as a one year lease.

Just when you think you know someone stupid...
 
I just came across this thread. It's 10 years old. Too funny.

This makes me feel pretty good about all the work I've ever done to any car I've ever had.

TTT

D
 
"halfway through the 25lb bag" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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