Open season on the old man. That would be me, not Uncle Lou.

[Gary Wells]

OK, gang, here you go, especially you, Zig. Tis open season on the old man. Bring forth your whines, complaints, & so forth:
Jump right in, Zig, let's see what you got. You have my undivided attention. Keep in mind that most people my age, especially me, have an attention span measured in nano-seconds.

 

[gnbooster87]

this is what i mean you give me a warning for calling someone yellow but then again its ok to call someone dumbphuck, your just full of it gary
Dear gnbooster87,

You have received an infraction at TurboBuick.Com.

Reason: Insulted Other Member(s)
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Zig:
It's not like you weren't warned, Zig. calling Chevota yellow comes under the heading of "Insulted other member(s) and / or name-calling.
-------

This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/sou...ml#post2330807

Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by forcedfedv6
Ok chevota, lets see you call me "dumbphuck" and "Stupid" at the track next time i see and I get in your face, if the moderator doesn't see the name calling by choice or default and will not stop it Then I will...

Enuff said..

$10 says he wont do that, hes just like his rust bucket YELLOW!

All the best,
TurboBuick.Com

 

[XXX FUN]

OK I got a gripe in general.

well there are three things in this world i can't stand.

Hot beer

Wet toilet paper

and Midget's, I don't like Midget's, I can't stand a got damn midget.

why I'll tell you why, cause I don't like no body breathing on my fly and they ain't serious


I feel better now that it's out. thanks for listening Gary you're the best.



J/K :biggrin:

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

I gotta see some of these:biggrin:

 

[Gary Wells]

this is what i mean you give me a warning for calling someone yellow but then again its ok to call someone dumbphuck, your just full of it gary
Dear gnbooster87,

You have received an infraction at TurboBuick.Com.

Reason: Insulted Other Member(s)
-------
Zig:
It's not like you weren't warned, Zig. calling Chevota yellow comes under the heading of "Insulted other member(s) and / or name-calling.
-------

This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/sou...ml#post2330807

Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by forcedfedv6
Ok chevota, lets see you call me "dumbphuck" and "Stupid" at the track next time i see and I get in your face, if the moderator doesn't see the name calling by choice or default and will not stop it Then I will...

Enuff said..

$10 says he wont do that, hes just like his rust bucket YELLOW!

All the best,
TurboBuick.Com

OK, Zig, I see the problem. You did not understand that when i posted this:
"If it would have been you doing the name-calling, and if it would have been after you had Harold call me the other day to find out if I was going to issue points / infractions then you would have been issued at least a point and / or single infraction for insulting another member, and you already have enough infractions / points that 1 more point / infraction put you over the line, then yes, you would have received a temporary / permanent vacation. So, yes Ziggy, the short version of this is that you are headed South in the northbound on-ramp. Make your choices wisely. And last but not least, have a nice day".

That was your warning, the latter one was a infraction, not a warning. It costs points, but the warning was free. they don't charge any points for that.

I notice that both you and Harold use "Ur-Anus" as both of you guys location. OK, I won't go there. I'll keep a free "Get out of Jail" card on that one.

 

[Gary Wells]

OK I got a gripe in general.
well there are three things in this world i can't stand.
Hot beer
Wet toilet paper
and Midget's, I don't like Midget's, I can't stand a got damn midget.
why I'll tell you why, cause I don't like no body breathing on my fly and they ain't serious
I feel better now that it's out. thanks for listening Gary you're the best.
J/K :biggrin:

Good Lord, where do i start?
Hot beer: "You mean that you haven't graduated to "Boone's Farm" yet?"
Wet toilet paper: What do you care, aren't you french?
Midgets: God loves all of his creatures, even the shorter ones.
Keep something in mind: God takes care of the dumb. Probably the only reason why I am still alive.
Really J/K

 

[SPLATT]

Gary....where do babies come from?

 

[Gary Wells]

Gary....where do babies come from?

Yo

 

[gnbooster87]

OK, Zig, I see the problem. You did not understand that when i posted this:
"If it would have been you doing the name-calling, and if it would have been after you had Harold call me the other day to find out if I was going to issue points / infractions then you would have been issued at least a point and / or single infraction for insulting another member, and you already have enough infractions / points that 1 more point / infraction put you over the line, then yes, you would have received a temporary / permanent vacation. So, yes Ziggy, the short version of this is that you are headed South in the northbound on-ramp. Make your choices wisely. And last but not least, have a nice day".

That was your warning, the latter one was a infraction, not a warning. It costs points, but the warning was free. they don't charge any points for that.

I notice that both you and Harold use "Ur-Anus" as both of you guys location. OK, I won't go there. I'll keep a free "Get out of Jail" card on that one.

lets get one thing straight gary i never EVER called harold and had him call you for any reason thats just stupid if i really have a problem with you i would just get your number from him and call you personally and i wouldnt even dream of taking it to that level...i mean geez calling a old man possibly giving him a heart attack after a young man half his age calls and tells you your not doing your job right, not worth it....all im saying is for you to be fair, i know for a fact that you did nothing to scott for calling harold a DUMBPHUCK and thats just wrong, come on you gave me a warning for calling him YELLOW thats still in the G rated category...now thats just stupid....now do we really have to take this any further i dont want to take any of your precious time from your 428RWHP grandma car

 

[Gary Wells]

lets get one thing straight gary i never EVER called harold and had him call you for any reason thats just stupid if i really have a problem with you i would just get your number from him and call you personally and i wouldnt even dream of taking it to that level...i mean geez calling a old man possibly giving him a heart attack after a young man half his age calls and tells you your not doing your job right, not worth it....all im saying is for you to be fair, i know for a fact that you did nothing to scott for calling harold a DUMBPHUCK and thats just wrong, come on you gave me a warning for calling him YELLOW thats still in the G rated category...now thats just stupid....now do we really have to take this any further i dont want to take any of your precious time from your 428RWHP grandma car

Zig:
You can take this as far as you want to. I, personally, am enjoying it. Again, Zig, for the 3rd time, I did not issue you a warning for calling Scott yellow. I issued an infraction. The warning was when I told you to check which way you were heading on the on ramp. the warning was free, the infraction was not. And you really don't have your facts straight, but for arguments sake, continue pretending that you do. I like my grandma car, and evidently, so do you, or you would not have mentioned it.
Have a nice day, Zig.

 

[meanchicken]

Know what gets in my hair?
When someone with no teeth eats pizza....it just faaaaareaks me out...

uh......wait....that's not what I meant....
Not you Gary....when you eat pizza with no teeth, it's the coolest....

:biggrin:

 

[sd-slider]

Gary....where do babies come from?

Umm...Gary's Belly...:biggrin:

There's gotta be at least three of em' in there!

 

[Gary Wells]

Know what gets in my hair.............

Tim:

You have no freaking hair. Who are you trying to stroke? I haved more hair on my big toe than you do on your noggin. Of course, in your avatar, you do have that topknot. And here I was going to offer to trade you some hair for some teeth. J/K, Tim, you're a good egg. Oh, wait a minute, eggs don't have any hair either.

 

[Gary Wells]

Umm...Gary's Belly...:biggrin:

There's gotta be at least three of em' in there!

OK, How about a double header?
(for both SD-Slider & (SPLATT)
SD-Slider, if your chute didn't open on your next jump, (J/K), when you hit the ground, would it sound like:
SPLATT?
J/K, gentlemen, really, best that I could come up with on such short notice.

 

[SPLATT]

haha nice.

 

[meanchicken]

Tim:

You have no freaking hair. Who are you trying to stroke? I haved more hair on my big toe than you do on your noggin. Of course, in your avatar, you do have that topknot. And here I was going to offer to trade you some hair for some teeth. J/K, Tim, you're a good egg. Oh, wait a minute, eggs don't have any hair either.

Hey!
...was that a bald joke?


What can I say, Gary...you're aged enough to know that they don't put the marble tops on the cheap furnature.:tongue:

....and I also have the bonus that all the smilies:smile: look very much like me in different emotional states of mind, so it really helps me when trying to personalize my posts.

 

[sd-slider]

OK, How about a double header?
(for both SD-Slider & (SPLATT)
SD-Slider, if your chute didn't open on your next jump, (J/K), when you hit the ground, would it sound like:
SPLATT?
J/K, gentlemen, really, best that I could come up with on such short notice.

With ~300lbs. hitting the ground @ 170+, probably more like "Wham!" :biggrin:

The tremmor would be felt all the way up to your crib!

 

[Gary Wells]

Mike Barnard, "SPOOLFOOL2" on this forum is a jumper also.

 

[sd-slider]

Mike Barnard, "SPOOLFOOL2" on this forum is a jumper also.

And a much better one than I.

I can't seem to slow down long enough to get really good....:frown:

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Buick get together at a drop zone? I'm down with that. Ralph and his wife are both skydivers too. Maybe they could bring pizza.

Skydiving is kinda like golf.
With golf, one goes wack!!! OOOhhh sh!t...
With skydiving, one goes OOOhhh sh!t!!! Wack...


Blue skies...
Mike Barnard