out of work

[eismont_designs]

Well first off, I lost my job, the company is going bankrupt. So to relieve some stress I drove the GN to work today. The headhunter who is shutting down the company came into my office.
"Nice car, What year?"
"how much horsepower?"
I say about, "1987, 250ish to the RWheel"
"Ohh ok, Mine does 385hp", -Him
"What kind of car is it?" -Me
"A Porsche" -Him
"I'll bring it in, in two weeks, and we can race them" -Him

To myself, "My last day is next week ****head."

 

[XLR8]

Sorry about the job. You should borrower a non-stock GN and race for cash - consider it a severance package.

 

[eismont_designs]

Dude, you may have an idea there. I'll ask the Pittsburgh guys this weekend at the meet if I can borrow one of their cars for 1/2 of the pot lmao.

 

[Quik]

so he has a porsche but company is going bankrupt? nice very nice

 

[eismont_designs]

He is the head chopper that was brought into the company to see it through bankruptcy. I guess I am in the wrong line of work.

 

[TURBOTWIN2]

Get the ringer car and race him for his bonus.

 

[charlief1]

I agree. Sucker the bastard and go for the green.

 

[eismont_designs]

I am going to have to start making fun of his porsche this week to egg him on. "80k bought you that slow of a car?"

 

[Carr]

385hp... Witch Porsche is it? 911 Carrera S, 4S, Targa 4S or Cayenne S

 

[eismont_designs]

sounded like he said a carrera 4s.
Of course this guy has lied to me many of times. For instance I remember 2 months ago we had a meeting after he laid some people off and said, "You dont have to worry about any more people losing their job, we have a great team now".

 

[Carr]

Well there around 100,000. Specs are like, 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, 1/4 in 12.8 at 111 mph

 

[eismont_designs]

Well there around 100,000. Specs are like, 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, 1/4 in 12.8 at 111 mph

$100,000 that would have paid my salary for 3 years.
Anyways he wont bring his car. I keep trying.
I have a different sinister plan I am hashing out right now, more to come later. (and no its not illegal).

 

[charlief1]

Just for you. Porsch= Poor old rotten sh*t cow hitter.

 

[stagemonster]

what company did you work for iam out of work also.