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Otto J

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People over 35 should be dead.
> > >
> > > Here's why .
> > >
> > > According to today's regulators
> > > and bureaucrats, those of us
> > > who were kids in the 40's,
> > > 50's, 60's, or even maybe
> > > the early 70's probably
> > > shouldn't have survived.
> > >
> > > Our baby cribs were covered
> > > with bright colored lead-based
> > > paint.
> > >
> > > We had no childproof lids
> > > on medicine bottles, doors
> > > or cabinets, ... and when we
> > > rode our bikes, we had no
> > > helmets.
> > > (Not to mention the risks
> > > we took hitchhiking.)
> > >
> > > As children, we would ride
> > > in cars with no seatbelts
> > > or air bags.
> > >
> > > Riding in the back of a pickup
> > > truck on a warm day was
> > > always a special treat.
> > >
> > > We drank water from the
> > > garden hose and not from
> > > a bottle.
> > >
> > > Horrors!
> > >
> > > We ate cupcakes, bread and
> > > butter, and drank soda pop
> > > with sugar in it, but we were
> > > never overweight because
> > > we were always outside
> > > playing.
> > >
> > > We shared one soft drink
> > > with four friends, from one
> > > bottle, and no one actually
> > > died from this.
> > >
> > > We would spend hours building
> > > our go-carts out of scraps
> > > and then rode down the hill,
> > > only to find out we forgot
> > > the brakes.
> > >
> > > After running into the bushes
> > > a few times, we learned to
> > > solve the problem.
> > >
> > > We would leave home in the
> > > morning and play all day,
> > > as long as we were back
> > > when the streetlights
> > > came on.
> > >
> > > No one was able to
> > > reach us all day.
> > >
> > > NO CELL PHONES!!!!!
> > >
> > > Unthinkable!
> > >
> > > We did not have Playstations,
> > > Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no
> > > video games at all, no 299
> > > channels on cable, video
> > > tape movies, surround
> > > sound, personal cell phones,
> > > personal computers, or Internet
> > > chat rooms.
> > >
> > > We had friends!
> > >
> > > We went outside and found
> > > them.
> > >
> > > We played dodge ball, and
> > > sometimes, the ball would
> > > really hurt.
> > >
> > > We fell out of trees, got
> > > cut and broke bones and
> > > teeth, and there were no
> > > lawsuits from these accidents.
> > >
> > > They were accidents.
> > >
> > > No one was to blame but us.
> > >
> > > Remember accidents?
> > >
> > > We had fights and punched
> > > each other and got black
> > > and blue and learned to get
> > > over it.
> > >
> > > We made up games with
> > > sticks and tennis balls and
> > > ate worms, and although we
> > > were told it would happen,
> > > we did not put out very many
> > > eyes, nor did the worms
> > > live inside us forever.
> > >
> > > We rode bikes or walked to
> > > a friend's home and knocked
> > > on the door, or rang the
> > > bell or just walked in and
> > > talked to them.
> > >
> > > Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
> > >
> > > Those who didn't had to
> > > learn to deal with disappointment.
> > > Some students weren't as
> > > smart as others, so they
> > > failed a grade and were
> > > held back to repeat the
> > > same grade.
> > >
> > > Horrors!
> > >
> > > Tests were not adjusted
> > > for any reason.
> > >
> > > Our actions were our own.
> > >
> > > Consequences were expected.
> > >
> > > The idea of a parent bailing
> > > us out if we broke a law
> > > was unheard of.
> > >
> > > They actually sided
> > > with the law.
> > >
> > > Imagine that!
> > >
> > > This generation has produced
> > > some of the best risk-takers
> > > and problem solvers and
> > > inventors, ever.
> > >
> > > The past 50 years have
> > > been an explosion of
> > > innovation and new
> > > ideas.
> > >
> > > We had freedom, failure,
> > > success and responsibility,
> > > and we learned how to deal
> > > with it all.
> > >
> > > And you're one of them!
> > >
> > > Congratulations!
> > >
> > > Please pass this on to others
> > > who have had the luck to grow
> > > up as kids, before lawyers
> > > and government regulated our
> > > lives, for our own good !!!!!
> > >
> > >
> > > People under 30 are WIMPS
>
>
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Most of that stuff applies to us in the mid to late 20s as well. Especially us that grew up in small towns.
 
no kidding, how are we supposed to have natural selection take it's course now? Thank god for Turbo Hayabusas, home made explosives, wrestling impersonators and extreme sports I guess.
 
I like when we would chase the misquito truck around the block spewin white smoke so thick you couldn't even see the truck. And we liked the smell!! We'll atleast I did..................:p
 
I agree Russ. I remember going to the Sunoco station and pumping 260 leaded into the car and enjoying the smell more than my Mom's apple pies.
 
I REMEMBER! 1974 ridin with my dad to get gas in his 70 Ford pick up. The gas tank was behind the seat!!! That stuff smelled awesome!
 
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh the good old days when you would get you a$$ wouped with the leather belt by dad, or the switch you went & cut for mama, or by the principal in school with a racket ball paddle "with holes drilled in it", not that any of that happened to inocent ME! :D how many of us stuck a paper clip in an outlet after being told not to? how many have taken a wizz on an electric fence & live to tell about it? all of us did. I read this & look back & just laugh my butt off @ the STUPID stuff we did as kids.
 
Originally posted by KLHAMMETT
> > > People under 30 are WIMPS
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WHEW.. just made it. Sure is a lot of truth there.

My father didn't worry about if I was his friend or not... my father's only worry was if he could catch me or not as I went up four flights of stairs in no time flat!!

Bein' a teacher today, I would LOVE it if the principal at my school had that paddle. Sending a kid to the office would take on a WHOLE new meaning!
 
I'm only 17 but I can say I have experienced about 3/4 of the things on there. I was born in a small town where farming was still big. Whenever I moved to Florida I rode my bike everywhere. Most of the time I would ride it the like 10 miles to Toys R Us each way.

I remember when riding on my grandpas John Deer to mow his yard with him was so much fun I would beg to do it.

Whenever I was in like 2nd grade we had a tree in my back yard that was probably about 3 stories tall and the branches were pretty far apart in some spots for how small I was and I could sprint up that tree in less than 5 seconds cause I climbed it every day. Me and my brother use to have races up it he's have one side I'd have the other.

Oh yeah and saying that these days are wimps is funny because your generation is the one raising them. People think it's wrong to be spanked, I can say one thing I was spanked so much when I was a kid but it made me learn my lesson. I dunno how some kids can even expect to be able to make it in the real world. Like the ones whose parents give them $200 allowance every week or then ones who quit their jobs because they don't like the people they work with.
 
Do you remember the fear a teacher could put into you by suggesting she call your parents? These days kids dare their teachers to call.....it's all very sad!
 
Good thing I was raised in the midwest before my parents finished their p.h.d.'s. I remember leaving in the morning, playing baseball all day long. Sometimes starting ****, getting in fights, but by the end of the day everyone was friends riding their bikes for God knows how long. Competition and failures was part of everyday life. If things didn't go according to plan I had two options bitch or get off my ass. Dam I miss those days when you could tell someone **** you bitch without having to worry about being politically correct or about guns and gangs. It was up and up, person to person. Maybe the midwest wasn't so bad after all. Something today's youth is missing is the long hard road builds character. If you been to hell and back, their is no way in hell anyone will beat you.
 
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