Tony Baloni
New Member
- Joined
- Aug 11, 2002
Hey youse Double Pumpers, I've got Big News!
Yours truly has been selected to repreesent
da good ole' U.S.A. In da most gruelling & prestigious
race dare is. Dat's right, It's Da race aroun' Da Woyld!
We staht in L.A. An Drive all da way around da globe.
Foyst one back to L.A. wins $25 Million Bucks!
Now I knose alot of youse tink ole' Tony has no love for his country, Dat I'm in dis ting purely for da cash & not da honor of bringin' home da coveted Race around da woyld trophy for America. Well I'd like ta say youse is wrong!!.......well dats what I'd like ta say but the truth being what it is, I'm in it for da friggin Cash.
Dares some competition, lemme tell ya.
I'll give ya da rundown of who me and my GN face...
From Mexico:
Moocho Boosto drivin' his Supah Charged chevy low ridah.
He's unbeaten in his country & a feared competitor.
From Russia:
In a 87 T-Type, Pegorina Leggovich. Better known as "Peg Leg" Da only women in da race but make no mistake about her drivin' talents. Plus at only 97 lbs. She picks up almost 2 tenths on yours truly.
From Japan:
Drivin a twin toybo Suprah Da "Kamikaze Kid"
Unbeaten in Asia, His cah comes equipped wit a 12 inch tick spicked titanium front bumpah & he knows how to use it.
From Germany:
Drivin' a NOS fed BMW, Wilhelm VonKnockenthropp. Better known as "Doc Knock" He is Unbeaten & holds da woylds
record for most wins. He is also a mechanical Genius.
From ???:
Drivin' a ??? "DA Shroud"
A total enigma. His cah seems to be a composite of several cah's & his identity is obscured by da fact he wears a Stock Buick intercooler shroud ovah his head.
Since I will be busy Racin' My latest escapades will be delivered by my dear friend..
"Lord Montague C. Essessington"
Undah my screen name. Wish me Luck!!
P.S.
Alot of youse Fibahglass hoods have been e-mailing me
about some Broad. Listen, If i've told youze once Ize
told youse a tousand times. GN's an Women mix like a O2 sensor an Race gas. Sure youse can deal wit it for awhile but eventually youze just burn out. Sheesh
you guy's sure make a big friggin deal about love..
Yours truly has been selected to repreesent
da good ole' U.S.A. In da most gruelling & prestigious
race dare is. Dat's right, It's Da race aroun' Da Woyld!
We staht in L.A. An Drive all da way around da globe.
Foyst one back to L.A. wins $25 Million Bucks!
Now I knose alot of youse tink ole' Tony has no love for his country, Dat I'm in dis ting purely for da cash & not da honor of bringin' home da coveted Race around da woyld trophy for America. Well I'd like ta say youse is wrong!!.......well dats what I'd like ta say but the truth being what it is, I'm in it for da friggin Cash.
Dares some competition, lemme tell ya.
I'll give ya da rundown of who me and my GN face...
From Mexico:
Moocho Boosto drivin' his Supah Charged chevy low ridah.
He's unbeaten in his country & a feared competitor.
From Russia:
In a 87 T-Type, Pegorina Leggovich. Better known as "Peg Leg" Da only women in da race but make no mistake about her drivin' talents. Plus at only 97 lbs. She picks up almost 2 tenths on yours truly.
From Japan:
Drivin a twin toybo Suprah Da "Kamikaze Kid"
Unbeaten in Asia, His cah comes equipped wit a 12 inch tick spicked titanium front bumpah & he knows how to use it.
From Germany:
Drivin' a NOS fed BMW, Wilhelm VonKnockenthropp. Better known as "Doc Knock" He is Unbeaten & holds da woylds
record for most wins. He is also a mechanical Genius.
From ???:
Drivin' a ??? "DA Shroud"
A total enigma. His cah seems to be a composite of several cah's & his identity is obscured by da fact he wears a Stock Buick intercooler shroud ovah his head.
Since I will be busy Racin' My latest escapades will be delivered by my dear friend..
"Lord Montague C. Essessington"
Undah my screen name. Wish me Luck!!
P.S.
Alot of youse Fibahglass hoods have been e-mailing me
about some Broad. Listen, If i've told youze once Ize
told youse a tousand times. GN's an Women mix like a O2 sensor an Race gas. Sure youse can deal wit it for awhile but eventually youze just burn out. Sheesh
you guy's sure make a big friggin deal about love..
