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Well,

Oooooooh....you better be fibbin!:mad:

;)

I will say that I went 11.17 @122 when that TA-49 was on my car. However, my car had much shinier paint, with much less wind resistance than yours.

Your next performance mod: paint job.;)

Mike B.
 
I will say that I went 11.17 @122 when that TA-49 was on my car. However, my car had much shinier paint, with much less wind resistance than yours.

Your next performance mod: paint job.;)

Mike B.

Now you better stop saying "TA-49" ....or I'm gonna stroke your fur the wrong way.......
Cuz when I bought it from you....it was a TA-61.:cool:
 
Now you better stop saying "TA-49" ....or I'm gonna stroke your fur the wrong way.......
Cuz when I bought it from you....it was a TA-61.:cool:


dont know if this is funny or just mean, but i did laugh when i first read it:biggrin:
 
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Now you better stop saying "TA-49" ....or I'm gonna stroke your fur the wrong way.......
Cuz when I bought it from you....it was a TA-61.:cool:
Chicken remember now when you first started this. All you wanted was a 13 second street car & weren't going to go crazy like the rest of us fools.What has happened to you & where did all this go wrong.
 
dont know if this is funny or just mean, but i did laugh when i first read it:biggrin:

Yup...most furry little critters don't like it when you stroke their fur the wrong way...I've always just assumed it was because they know that you'll see that under neath all that hair...they are bald too...and they're sensative about that sort of thing.
:D

Well, we know who wears the pants in Tim's family.

Hey...I still got my britches on...;)
...but I aint afraid to admit that sometimes in the interest of marital bliss...it's best to just say, "Yes dear."

I spoze it's easy for you to say that since you're a-feared of women living in your house since they might start trying your pants on....
:biggrin:
The life of a career bachelor....I'm actually a bit jealous...


Chicken remember now when you first started this. All you wanted was a 13 second street car & weren't going to go crazy like the rest of us fools.What has happened to you & where did all this go wrong.

Now I don't ever remember saying 13 seconds would be good enough...
I'm pretty sure my tune has always been to have a reliable low 12/high 11 daily driver. I just don't want to have to ever cage the thing to take it on the track legally...and i'm getting close to that point.

But it definitley helps to have you as my pappa....my mentor.:redface:
I'm gonna get all misty...

When ever I pull into your shop, I can't wait to hear those words again.
"Now...Stupid...I just happened to have these fancy parts here and they'd go real good on you GN..."
:biggrin:
...and you're absolutely right!
All those parts have gone real well on my GN.
Even got me making up phantom ticking noises just so I can come back for more.
:biggrin:
 
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Yup...most furry little critters don't like it when you stroke their fur the wrong way...I've always just assumed it was because they know that you'll see that under neath all that hair...they are bald too...and they're sensative about that sort of thing.
:D



Hey...I still got my britches on...;)
...but I aint afraid to admit that sometimes in the interest of marital bliss...it's best to just say, "Yes dear."

I spoze it's easy for you to say that since you're a-feared of women living in your house since they might start trying your pants on....
:biggrin:
The life of a career bachelor....I'm actually a bit jealous...




Now I don't ever remember saying 13 seconds would be good enough...
I'm pretty sure my tune has always been to have a reliable low 12/high 11 daily driver. I just don't want to have to ever cage the thing to take it on the track legally...and i'm getting close to that point.

But it definitley helps to have you as my pappa....my mentor.:redface:
I'm gonna get all misty...

When ever I pull into your shop, I can't wait to hear those words again.
"Now...Stupid...I just happened to have these fancy parts here and they'd go real good on you GN..."
:biggrin:
...and you're absolutely right!
All those parts have gone real well on my GN.
Even got me making up phantom ticking noises just so I can come back for more.
:biggrin:
Now the chicken is hearing noises that don't exist. To go along with the voices in his head & split personality. I can't help to equate that to a mild mannered Goofy getting behind the wheel & transforming into a fiend. I try not to be alone when he visits the shop for fear he will snap if I don't do what he wants. The chicken is a ticking bomb That society needs to be protected from.
 
Now the chicken is hearing noises that don't exist. To go along with the voices in his head & split personality. I can't help to equate that to a mild mannered Goofy getting behind the wheel & transforming into a fiend. I try not to be alone when he visits the shop for fear he will snap if I don't do what he wants. The chicken is a ticking bomb That society needs to be protected from.

Whaddaya mean?:confused:
I dunno whaddya mean, whaddaya mean?:confused:
Do you know what he means...I dunno what he means...how about you...what do you mean whaddaya mean?:frown:

Oh...ssshhhhhhh...their listening....:eek:
Shhhhhhhh...
Don't shhhhhhh me....:mad:
Shhhhhhhhhh...:mad:

Dang it!
Now my personalities won't even talk to each other....
Where's my meds at....:redface:
 
Yup....................
Hey...I still got my britches on...;)
...but I aint afraid to admit that sometimes in the interest of marital bliss...it's best to just say, "Yes dear."

I spoze it's easy for you to say that since you're a-feared of women living in your house since they might start trying your pants on....
:biggrin:
The life of a career bachelor....I'm actually a bit jealous..........
Just kidding, Tim, I am envious of anybody that has a family or a family life, even if that family only consists of a mate or a mistress.
I don't know about much martial bliss, but I do know that if you ever want to have sex with anybody other than yourself, it's best to concede to your spouse at least half of the time, and then half of the remaining half because they don't count fairly when they are po'd.
And I am not afraid of a woman living in my house, the last one quit because I raised her rent a little too steep. Not my fault if she did not understand business economics 101. I am only a career bachelor because the last thing that I want in life is to wake up to a female version of myself. Dealing with myself is bad enough. Do you know that single people do not live as long as married people?
 
the ticking noise was just excuse to use for his wife to get a pass to the shop for that roller.

Good thinking Mike keep Tim within his limits but i don't think Lou is doing any good on slapping Tim with go fast parts he is worse then a teenage drivier ill be praying for Tim to change his ways of racing.
 
Now you better stop saying "TA-49" ....or I'm gonna stroke your fur the wrong way.......
Cuz when I bought it from you....it was a TA-61.:cool:

OK, OK.

We'll call it a TA-61.;)

You know?
I havn't had this much fun with a chicken since I spent the night by myself in my uncles barn, back when I was a teen.:eek::D

Mike B.
 
OK, OK.

We'll call it a TA-61.;)

You know?
I havn't had this much fun with a chicken since I spent the night by myself in my uncles barn, back when I was a teen.:eek::D

Mike B.

Ya...uh....us Chickens talk you know...
I heard all about you in your uncles barn.
You pervert!:mad:

:p:D
 
Take it to the track

Ok,

I've been reading the "kill section" for some time now.

I gotta tell ya Chicken; beating up on wimpy little porshe's, corvettes and hondas just aint gonna cut it.

And what was that sh.t about a harley? Come on man. What's next a retard in a wheelchair?

Take that car to the track, leave with as much boost as your brakes can stand and let her rip....quit guessing your car's time and find out.

This way pedestrians will be safer and yuppies wont feel bad about the FAST cars they bought.

You dont need a roll cage yet...If you do manage to creep below 11.50 all they can do is ask you to turn the boost down.

Give it a try...It's a blast

Lou will start to live vicariously through you and slow time slips will motivate him to the point of generousity.....:wink:
 
What?

Ya...uh....us Chickens talk you know...
I heard all about you in your uncles barn.
You pervert!:mad:

:p:D

Not sure where your twisted, sicko mind is going with THIS.:confused:

We were just up playing basketball most of the night.

I scored three times that night.;)

Mike B.
 
:biggrin:
Ok,

I've been reading the "kill section" for some time now.

I gotta tell ya Chicken; beating up on wimpy little porshe's, corvettes and hondas just aint gonna cut it.

And what was that sh.t about a harley? Come on man. What's next a retard in a wheelchair?

Take that car to the track, leave with as much boost as your brakes can stand and let her rip....quit guessing your car's time and find out.

This way pedestrians will be safer and yuppies wont feel bad about the FAST cars they bought.

You dont need a roll cage yet...If you do manage to creep below 11.50 all they can do is ask you to turn the boost down.

Give it a try...It's a blast

Lou will start to live vicariously through you and slow time slips will motivate him to the point of generousity.....:wink:

Hey...if the retard in the wheelchair gets froggy....I'll go:biggrin:

I don't race in situations that would be hazardous to anyone but myself and the guy who challenged me....that said...I agree that the track is the place to do this...but I lack the self control to turn down a challenge if the road is wide open and there is plenty of room to get the job done.
I guess you can say I'm kinda smart about when I behave stupid.

I fully intended to go to the track back on Oct 31, but things came up and upgrades happened as a result...so....next time:biggrin:

...and Pappa Lou is already very generous. He goes out of his way to make sure his customers are taken care of.
But if all it takes is a few ET slips to get him to get even more generous, then count me in.:D
 
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Ok,

I've been reading the "kill section" for some time now.

I gotta tell ya Chicken; beating up on wimpy little porshe's, corvettes and hondas just aint gonna cut it.

And what was that sh.t about a harley? Come on man. What's next a retard in a wheelchair?

Take that car to the track, leave with as much boost as your brakes can stand and let her rip....quit guessing your car's time and find out.

This way pedestrians will be safer and yuppies wont feel bad about the FAST cars they bought.

You dont need a roll cage yet...If you do manage to creep below 11.50 all they can do is ask you to turn the boost down.

Give it a try...It's a blast

Lou will start to live vicariously through you and slow time slips will motivate him to the point of generosity.....:wink:
Jeff is the you ?That would be funny if it weren't true. Some people are a trip to watch. I get more of a kick out of watching them have a good time & taking it so serious.I have been there & done that so many times.Time to pass it along & I do tend to support those that are loyal.
 
:biggrin:

Hey...if the retard in the wheelchair gets froggy....I'll go:biggrin:

I don't race in situations that would be hazardous to anyone but myself and the guy who challenged me....that said...I agree that the track is the place to do this...but I lack the self control to turn down a challenge if the road is wide open and there is plenty of room to get the job done.
I guess you can say I'm kinda smart about when I behave stupid.

I fully intended to go to the track back on Oct 31, but things came up and upgrades happened as a result...so....next time:biggrin:

...and Pappa Lou is already very generous. He goes out of his way to make sure his customers are taken care of.
But if all it takes is a few ET slips to get him to get even more generous, then count me in.:D

I have a hard time turning down a challenge too but the cars you race are no challenge at all. Your car is getting fast and you are wasting that mutton motor on turds. Go to the track once and you will be hooked for life.:biggrin:
 
Jeff is the you ?That would be funny if it weren't true. Some people are a trip to watch. I get more of a kick out of watching them have a good time & taking it so serious.I have been there & done that so many times.Time to pass it along.

Hey Lou,

It's me.

I am still alive but race day is Wens. So I am working on my will.

Mean Chicken can have my turbo and intercooler if I don't make back.
 
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