>Some of Seinfield's favorite lines...
>
> Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your
> groin unprotected.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no
> pain.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots
> wore helmets.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect
> of alphabet soup?
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been
> more specific.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he
> gets mad at you?
> But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out
> the window.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> Have you ever noticed, anybody going slower than you
> is an idiot and
> anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started
> walking five miles a
> day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know
> where she is.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
> they would not be
> caught dead in otherwise.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together
> without arguing, a
> bank robbery has just taken place.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go
> out, I lock every
> other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands
> there picking
> the locks, they are always locking three.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's
> ability to use
> language that makes him the dominant species on the
> planet. That may be,
> but I think there's one other thing that separates us
> from animals. We
> aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
> four persons is
> suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of
> your three best
> friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> TV ads show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I
> think if you've
> got a bloodstained T-shirt, maybe laundry isn't your
> biggest problem.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls.
> They always say
> "because it's such a beautiful animal." There you go.
> I think my mother
> is attractive, but I only have photographs of her.
>
> Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your
> groin unprotected.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no
> pain.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots
> wore helmets.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect
> of alphabet soup?
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been
> more specific.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he
> gets mad at you?
> But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out
> the window.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> Have you ever noticed, anybody going slower than you
> is an idiot and
> anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started
> walking five miles a
> day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know
> where she is.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
> they would not be
> caught dead in otherwise.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together
> without arguing, a
> bank robbery has just taken place.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go
> out, I lock every
> other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands
> there picking
> the locks, they are always locking three.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's
> ability to use
> language that makes him the dominant species on the
> planet. That may be,
> but I think there's one other thing that separates us
> from animals. We
> aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
> four persons is
> suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of
> your three best
> friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> TV ads show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I
> think if you've
> got a bloodstained T-shirt, maybe laundry isn't your
> biggest problem.
> ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
> I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls.
> They always say
> "because it's such a beautiful animal." There you go.
> I think my mother
> is attractive, but I only have photographs of her.
