Wanna buy the local newspaper
I too hate these telemarketers. They seem to have radar as to when your hands are full with grease and important car parts when they call. Little over 6 months ago the local newspaper was calling every number in our exchange where I work to try selling the newspaper. Here's the situation:
An office building in downtown Pittsburgh, suit and tie place, I'm on the 21st floor. A coworkers phone rings and he dumps the sales pitch and announces "The Post Gazette is calling for subscriptions again". About 15 minutes later as I sit at my desk, my phone rings with an outside call.....
Me: Hello
TM: Hello, I'm calling from the Post Gazette, how are you today?
Me: Just fine.
TM: Oh, that's good to hear. Do you currently get the paper?
Me: No, I don't.
TM: Oh, we have a special you may be interested in. Blah blah subscription rates...Would you be interested?
Me: Sure. But I have one question first.
TM: Sure, what is it?
Me: How do you deliver the paper if I subscribe? Can it be delivered by air mail?
TM: Air mail?
Me: Yes, air mail. I'm on the 21st floor and the mailbox is way too high for anyone to reach from the ground.
TM: {A deafening silence is heard for about 30 seconds before [click]}
Me: Hello? Hello?
Yes, I have achieved a state of telemarketing zen...I got the telemarketer to hang up on me!

Oh what a great feeling!
Dan