the cat

Turbo Indian

worlds quickest 6cyl bird
Sep 25, 2003
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their
house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the
house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always
tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband
goes inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the
wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the
night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out

"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid b!tch was hiding under the
bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her
in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled
her fat a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.
Ok, Steve you owe me 30-seconds of my life back!! :mad: :biggrin: