This is Funny

[Dennis Kirban]

I don't usually pass on funny quotes I get almost daily but this one I thought hits the nail on the head.
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Home Security
I took down my Rebel flag
(which you can't buy on e-bay any more)
and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.
I disconnected my home alarm system,
and quit the Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags
and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS which you can buy on e-bay) and put it in
the center of the yard.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA,
NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service
and other agencies are all watching the house
24/7. I've never felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month.

denniskirban@yahoo.com

 

[EVIL]

WOW. You can’t buy the rebel flag on Ebay but you can buy an isis flag?

What has this country become?

Colleges teaching liberalism and MTV shoving their shit down this countries little ones throats has made it what it is today.

NOT ME! And not the people I surround myself with.

It is funny Dennis but an eye opener at the same time.

D

 

[dragrazor]

I just checked on ebay, you cant buy a rebel flag but unless i missed it, there are no isis flags for sale either. That joke is hillarious. Thanks dennis

 

[Eddie Strength]

Funny, Funny

 

[Chuck Leeper]

 

[Nasty Wendy]

LOL. Great idea but those agencies will be searching your garbage cans and as soon as they find rib bones its over.

 

[Gene Van Horn]

Nice.

 

[6cylboost]

Sweet

 

[charlief1]

LOL. Great idea but those agencies will be searching your garbage cans and as soon as they find rib bones its over.

That's what yodel dogs are for Clay. They'll eat just about any meat based product, not to mention take them away with them.

 

[Nasty Wendy]

That's what yodel dogs are for Clay. They'll eat just about any meat based product, not to mention take them away with them.

I have an American Bulldog that leaves NO TRACE of bones given to him. Maybe I could train him to bark in Pakastani.

 

[SS/GN]

Funny how sad our countries have become!

 

[charlief1]

I have an American Bulldog that leaves NO TRACE of bones given to him. Maybe I could train him to bark in Pakastani.

But yodel dogs run free in the wild so it's hard to find their scat.