Tweaked Dyno Results !!!

[Bent6]

Billy

Looks like IT IS ON!!!!

Sorry to hear your mosquito killer is sick. I don't think it would have enough for my souped up farm wagon (raptor) anyway. Maybe we can just race our power drills instead. I've got a mean Makita. Or how about tow vehicles????

About that autograph.....would you please bring me something cold to drink when you get down to the big end? I'll have the tree ready for you to sign

 

[sixgun86gn]

This trash talk is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.You guys keep it up and good luck to all going this year.I wanted to go,but I won't make it.Somebody PLEASE get some good video and post it!

 

[Intercooler]

Does Tweaked still have the same running gear as it did when it was campaigned years ago? I have my signed Tweaked GMP here on the desk! Awesome!

 

[EightSecV6]

Will,
My Snap On cordless will kick the SH1T outta that Jap Makita! 83 hp at then rear wheels will be more than enough for your Craptor!We need a theme Will.... City boy vs. Country boy (yeeeee haw!dont forget your straw hat) east coat vs mid west, combine vs street sweeper or whatever!We'll have plenty of cold drinks on hand.....feel free to join in our victory celebration!


PS, please bring a platter tray so I have something to serve your A55 on!

 

[EightSecV6]

Will, if I see Lawrence poking you with the cattle prod, i will protest!

 

[Bent6]

Billy

I've come up with some themes - Panshee vs Craptor , Tried & True vs the New Screw, Black City Slicker vs Mean Green Yankee Butt Kicker. I'll see what I can do about that straw hat. Should go well with my overalls. I'm sure a good plow mule could handle your mosquito controlling Panshee!

We don't got no platter trays down here in the Kuntry. I'll try to see if I can rustle up some paper plates though! Would a 9 inch plate fit your butt!?!?

About the cattle prod, LC has been known to use some rather unorthodox clutch adjusting tools!

By the way, what kind of lawn mower you got - or do ya'll have grass in the city?:

If you can think of anything else we need to race afterwards, just let me know - may need to clean out the trailer.

 

["BLACK"_GN]

Glad to see people so excited about the G.S. Nats.

I've got a great idea how to settle this.

After ya'll race Your Cars, Your 4 wheelers , Your Drills , Your Tow Trucks , Your Golf Carts & Autograph session, Ya'll can take a copy of your dyno sheets, Make Paper Airplanes out of them, And the one who flies the Longest WINS!!!

Souns Like Good Fair way to settle somethig like This.

C-Ya'll in B.G.

 

[EightSecV6]

I am game for all that but if it comes down to a foot race.... I'M OUT! How did you guys get that program dialed in on coal? Is race gas available in Tn?

 

["BLACK"_GN]

Originally posted by EightSecV6
I am game for all that but if it comes down to a foot race.... I'M OUT! How did you guys get that program dialed in on coal? Is race gas available in Tn?

The tuning was done in TX. We have a special hay adapter we put on it. All we need is a couple bails of hay & a pile of horse manure and were good to go. Except for ice we have imported in from the N. Pole.

Well ya'll have fun, I'm leaving in the morning Dustin , Fla, with the wife & kid for family vacation. i'll see ya'll in B.G. Wed. night.

CC

 

[Bent6]

Originally posted by EightSecV6
I am game for all that but if it comes down to a foot race.... I'M OUT! How did you guys get that program dialed in on coal? Is race gas available in Tn?

Billy-

Your car must run on bullsh1t......glad I'm going to be out in front....bet it smells rotten .

I'm going to take the hay adaptor off - weighs too much - think I'm going to run it on soy beans instead!

 

[EightSecV6]

Originally posted by "BLACK"_GN
The tuning was done in TX. We have a special hay adapter we put on it. All we need is a couple bails of hay & a pile of horse manure and were good to go. Except for ice we have imported in from the N. Pole.

Well ya'll have fun, I'm leaving in the morning Dustin , Fla, with the wife & kid for family vacation. i'll see ya'll in B.G. Wed. night.

CC

Have fun Chris I guess you gotta kiss a lil butt before the solo vacation!I realize the car was tuned in TX, did they ever find out who shot J.R. Ewing?
Elvis, I mean Will, I appreciate the offer of towing my race car back to the pits with Tweaked (only way you'd ever end up in front!) but my golf cart will handle it! Do you think it would be alright if you could whip us up some shucked beans and buttermilk biscuits between rounds? Hell, I'd even go for some corn bread!

 

[Bent6]

Baltimore Bill-

You need to work on your southern coloquialisms. What the hell are shucked beans? Are you thinking of corn? I'll be glad to throw in some chittlins with that cornbread. We'll have you a plate full of vittles waiting when you finally get your POS down the 1/4 and back to the trailer. Or how about a peanut butter and nanner sandwich?

I think I may sleep in the day of this "match race". I'll let my wife drive for me - she needs the practice! I'll tell her to let you leave first!!!!

THANKYOUVERYMUCH

ELVIS---TCB