Junior Samples
Walk Away
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So IM elected to help my neighbour out with picking up her car...poor thing is 82 yrs old and IM a nice guy. with big ass storm blowing in..and i mean big and ugly.
So anyway we find the hole in the wall shop in St Cloud FL... The batt is dead and the guy in broken spanglish tells me its real low on gas.
(The old ladys granddaughter ran the piss out of the car and fuel...blew the fuel pump)
So anyway as its on the charger and IM asking the guy why they didnt put fuel in the tank and just add it to her bill since they replaced the fuel pump cause it died from running bone dry... he couldnt seem to understand...
Anyway I look over and up comes two guys about 28 or 29 eyeballin the buick
Of course the comments are in spanglish and as follows..my replys are underlined
One to the other:
No its not a Grand National... just made to look like one
No its not a GN and its not black either
305 or 350?
Turbo6
oh so you made it like a GN...No it came like that
No way they didnt make em like that
Oh contrare Oh Ye of little knowledge
(back and forth that went untill finally i had enough)
I said look..im not gonna argue with you...
Can you pop the hood?
errrr ok
Yeah I own a GN..
Oh really? ya do do ya? Are you running Alcohol?, what chip? injectors? as the questions come flying at him for pissing me off to argue about the damn thing in the first place.
No homes NOS like you
Hmmmm no..... thats alcohol injection
So what size turbo are you running?
Oh a big one alot bigger then that
ok what size?
a big one
but how big?
Oh a big one
OK so if I wanted a turbo and went and called precision... they would ask what size and i would say "A big one" and they would send me the one you have...is that what your telling me?
Man you dont own ****..you cant even tell me what chip you have
Oh its not mine...I built it for a friend
LOL
finally it was ....No I know somebody who knew somebody who had one...but it was a Monte Carlo.
I think to date this one takes the cake as I was not in the mood going there, big storm comming...black as night rolling clouds and all
but it was a Monte Carlo. sheesh...i laugh today
True story honest engine
So anyway we find the hole in the wall shop in St Cloud FL... The batt is dead and the guy in broken spanglish tells me its real low on gas.
(The old ladys granddaughter ran the piss out of the car and fuel...blew the fuel pump)
So anyway as its on the charger and IM asking the guy why they didnt put fuel in the tank and just add it to her bill since they replaced the fuel pump cause it died from running bone dry... he couldnt seem to understand...
Anyway I look over and up comes two guys about 28 or 29 eyeballin the buick
Of course the comments are in spanglish and as follows..my replys are underlined
One to the other:
No its not a Grand National... just made to look like one
No its not a GN and its not black either
305 or 350?
Turbo6
oh so you made it like a GN...No it came like that
No way they didnt make em like that
Oh contrare Oh Ye of little knowledge
(back and forth that went untill finally i had enough)
I said look..im not gonna argue with you...
Can you pop the hood?
errrr ok
Yeah I own a GN..
Oh really? ya do do ya? Are you running Alcohol?, what chip? injectors? as the questions come flying at him for pissing me off to argue about the damn thing in the first place.
No homes NOS like you
Hmmmm no..... thats alcohol injection
So what size turbo are you running?
Oh a big one alot bigger then that
ok what size?
a big one
but how big?
Oh a big one

OK so if I wanted a turbo and went and called precision... they would ask what size and i would say "A big one" and they would send me the one you have...is that what your telling me?
Man you dont own ****..you cant even tell me what chip you have
Oh its not mine...I built it for a friend
LOL
finally it was ....No I know somebody who knew somebody who had one...but it was a Monte Carlo.
I think to date this one takes the cake as I was not in the mood going there, big storm comming...black as night rolling clouds and all
but it was a Monte Carlo. sheesh...i laugh today
True story honest engine