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Apparently I'm a busty sea captain who loves to slap buffalo.

Who knew? :confused:

- "Buffalo-Slappin" Freed
 
I am a testicular virgin who loves to make lions......

yep...never played with balls!!!!!:D Sounds right to me!
 
Monumental sexybitch who loves to explore coke junkies!!!:eek:
 
WOW, I'm a c**k heavy lizard man that loves to climb dinosaurs. That isn't the first time I have heard that about myself. LMAO,,,,,,,,Mark
 
Or a buff pin up model who loves to suck hookers. No wonder my Mom is praying so heavily for me. I am wretch. OH WELL!!!!!!
 
I'm afraid there might be some truth to it....it's a little spooky.

My large, Irish co-worker got:

"drunken goliath who loves to chase hooters"

Jim
 
Apparently I'm the only Buffalo Slapper here. I feel so lonely. I was hoping I could start a therapy group.

:(

- Freed
 
I'm a masturbating chick magnet who likes to locate c()nts

I wonder though, am I masturbating or are the chicks?
 
these are making me break down laughing :D

I'm a growthslutty bicycle who loves to whap cl!ts
 
LOL Sam, just cause you are looking doesnt mean you are getting, hence the masterbating thing. Wow, that bicycle thing sounds like a good job. Any open positions there? LMAO, Mark
 
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