What is the funniest thing you saw on a ricer?

[Little6pack]

Today NO SHIZT I pull up to red light & what do I see on the car in front of me which was an older boxy style maxima 89?

A double spoiler

YES a Spoiler on a Spoiler. I always thought that was a great mod
YEAH RIGHT.. The dummy had bolted the 2nd spoiler to the first

I only wish I traveled with my camera to shoot this for you guys.

Any others??

 

[1320]

the person that bought it? bata bing!


its like a knock knock joke right?

 

[Blwn87]

This isnt the dumbest thing i have seen on a ricer, THIS IS THE DUMBEST RICER I HAVE EVER SEEN!! THIS IS NO JOKE!!!

Driving in my downtown area and i just about crashed into oncoming traffic seeing this car. Early year saturn, the car had be made into a convertible, thats right some POS custom chopped the top of a SATURN, lowered the car, put a custom flame job across the whole car, and bought black 20s to match the paint. I thought i was going to lose my lunch on how much $ this guy spent on a saturn to make it one of a kind.

 

[denn454]

Originally posted by 1320
the person that bought it? bata bing!


its like a knock knock joke right?

whos there?


the other day i saw an old mercuary thing, the big ol boats. he made a wing that looked like somthing on an old dodge superbird, the huge super tall wing. compared to a lot of these ricers it looked decent, it had to be as a joke though...

 

[blackbird]

i saw a POS honda (pretty old one at that) at autozone that had a big a$$ wing with a third brake light JBwelded onto it!!!

 

[turbosam6]

Some retard here in town has a 93 camaro with a big ol' sticker across the windsheild with all the writing in Japanese (I think), and a big ass "Type R" sticker on it. I need to slap that guy sometime.

Theres another camaro, maybe a 95 or 96, Z28, that was actually pretty nice. Custom paint, hood, rims, emblems, sounded good too. Nicely done. I saw it at autozone one day. Apparently the previous owner (who did all the work), sold it. The new owner was at autozone to get some parts for it. I walk out in horror to find this moron putting a pair of those huge chrome windsheild wipers on it, and led washer nozzles. He needed slapped too.

Lots of ricey camaros around here. Thank god the guy who bought my old one hasn't messed with it. It will always be "my car", people still compliment me on that car, and I sold it like 4 years ago. He did however, cut my Eibach racing springs to lower the car. Oh well, what can you expect from an master oil change mechanic?

 

[broke1]

Originally posted by denn454
whos there?


the other day i saw an old mercuary thing, the big ol boats. he made a wing that looked like somthing on an old dodge superbird, the huge super tall wing. compared to a lot of these ricers it looked decent, it had to be as a joke though...

Do a search on here.Someone posted a pic of a GN with a wing like this. Imagine a GN riced out

 

[BuickMike]

I think the funniest thing I ever saw was a Harwood hood scoop on a '92ish Accord. The whole car was done in Chamelion paint and was actually pretty clean. Definately a waste of good resources and money.

 

[TheDoughboy]

Originally posted by littlesixsteve
A double spoiler

YES a Spoiler on a Spoiler. I always thought that was a great mod
YEAH RIGHT.. The dummy had bolted the 2nd spoiler to the first

I only wish I traveled with my camera to shoot this for you guys.

Don't worry I know where a Double 'Spoliered' Eclipse is, he works at Autozone. He has the Aluminum adjustable on bolted on to the stock one. I saw one day he had removed it, I thought he came out of his coma. Nope, it's back on now and painted red this time to match the car.

I will snap a pic in a day or two.

Ron

 

[1320]

I saw a yellow eclipse today that had two wings on top of the factory one.....so I guess a triple! The two after marjets were identical......the funny thing I noticed was that the sides/ end plates were not straight....they angles out? maybe 30 degrees or so.........like a small parachute at all times. I thought they came with better brakes? Must be becuase itsso fast.....

The thing I hate is those dam tail lights......on every car or truck....they actually look good on a silver vehicle....but dam every nut ball has em....its like an ad " I know know nothing"

 

[TheDoughboy]

I can't wait for wings mounted low on the hood. Kinda like the Lamborghini Countach 5000's had, on some they did, I never liked them though.

 

[Robes87GN]

This was an astro van. It had 12" gold rims that stuck wayyyy out of the fender wells, a wing on the roof about 3" back of the windshield and a wing hanging down underneath the back bumper, so I guess it would push the front end down.

The other one wasnt really ricerish per say. It was more of a ghetto cruiser. 11" gold spoke rims with the inside of the tires OUTSIDE of the fender wells. This was on an old celebrity, like an early 90's one. I followed it in my GN just because it was too hilarious.

I have also seen a old celica with what I thought were LED lights on the inside, but they were red Christmas lights! It had a huge wing on the back with the oversized spinner hubs from Autozone. It also had a NOS sticker along with some other ricer stickers on there. Wow, was that funny.

 

[topfuel]

Home Depot special

I saw a nissan sentra at the racetrack with a HUGE spoiler made
of plywood. The least he could have done was paint it to disquise
the fact it was made of wood.

 

[Vector]

I once saw a Volvo with with a big wing, coffee can tail pipe, and front air dam ground effects.
Would that be a ricer or a Swedish meatball?

 

[Vector]

What about The A Team? Didn't Mr. T have a wing on the A team van? Just who is the fool he should be pitty-ing...

I was considering putting a coffee can tail pipe on my 1996 Buick LeSabre. I mean literally using PC7 epoxy to attach a Maxwell House coffee can.

 

[Gary Wells]

What is the funniest thing you saw on a ricer?

Another ricer, natch.

 

[d0n_3d]

around here there is this one guy that drives around in a old 70's beat to hell station wagon with a giant hood scoop that was just slapped on (looks like a bunch of sheet metal pieces just welded together) LOL

it has some decals on the windows too but i forgot what they say...obviously it's a joke...

 

[KEVINS]

A driver

 

[TurboJunky]

This was wandering around here lately. Nice addition to the deck lid don't 'ya think? It just reeks of high speed and performance...

On a side note, this is how NOT to pull a car from being stuck in the snow.

 

[Reaper]

a sticker that read "87 only" on the gas tank!



i laughed and then wished i had my camera!

Dathan