Whats the CRAZIEST thing you have ever witnessed?!

[GNflyby]

I was in vegas on vacation one year.. walking under the light show they have at the old part of las vegas.. anyways i see a crowd gathering around this greyhound bus.. so i go to investigate and i find an old man dead smashed under the 2 back tires of the bus. The cops were already there and were just covering the body with a white cloth as we walked up.

Please share your stories cause I'm bored at work and need something interesting to read lol..

 

[Pablo]

I was driving off of base a saturday morning a few months ago, the road that I was on parrallels the I-5, there is a fairly wide grassy area probably 50 yards then there is a fence, ditch, and then the actual I-5 seperating us.

I happen to glance over just in time to see this little honda sliding sideways, hit the ditch head on, jump 10 feet in the air over the fence and flipping 2 or 3 times. Mid flips I could see human flesh sticking out of the window. This happened probably 20 yards from my car .

I hauled ass to the gate (about a quarter mile away) and told the MP's then headed back to find this honda upside down with the roof crushed down to about 6 inches from the door tops. By standers had allready extracted the two passengers that looked like a couple of thugs, one was standing but he seemed very dazed, the other was laying there but not doing much else. He was talking and moving all his limbs but he was bleeding pretty bad I dont know where. I was so shocked to see that people actually lived I didnt know what to think.

As it was happening I thought I was witnessing someones death.

 

[granatl]

And now, something a little more upbeat.
7 years ago, I was on the Las Vegas Strip for New Year's Eve. For those that don't know, The Strip is shut down, so that people can walk freely. After a mile or so, I smell a whole lotta weed. I look over and see these two guys with a joint that looks like something out of Cheech & Chong movies. About that same time, I notice 2 cops beside me and one yells to them, "Hey?! Would you put that thing out, you're making us high!"

 

[gnx7]

I witnessed a big rig truck/trailer drive off the road at 55mph+ and up a the side of a hill on the freeway while driving up to Lake Tahoe... I was right behind him! The thing jackknifed and moved crazily up this 30* hillside as it slowed down and then finally plowed sideways down the hill coming to rest on its side back on the highway.... The dust and debris all over the place was wild! The driver was unhurt and exited his cab yelling "I fell asleep... I fell asleep... I'm ok!" Myself and others checked to make sure he was ok.... after that I got the hell outta there.

Traffic must've been crazy after that. 2 lanes being the main feeder into Reno/North Lake Tahoe near Donner Pass.

-Mark

 

[jpratt]

When I was in the Coast Guard on a patrol around the Bahama'a we picked up a boat load of Hatian's. About 75 people in a 35 foot boat. At the bottom of the boat there were a few dead bodies. We brought the living onto our flight deck and towed the little boat into a port in the Bahama's. While the INS was interviewing the people still on the flight deck, the local Bahamian police was removing the bodies from the boat. Not bad but wierd to see bodies like that. Then in full view of the deceased families the local police started to strip the bodies of clothes and valuable's. Can you imagine how the survivors felt. I thought for sure that they would have started something bad. I ran to get spread the word about what was happening and the Captain and the XO went out to talk to the police. After a few minutes they loaded up the dead and took them away. A few hours later a bus came and took away the living. I just knew they could have overun us and caused a real problem. But they didn't.

 

[Shane]

One time when my buddy and I were waxing our cars I got the sudden urge that I just had to look at him. I'm looking him in the eyes, and he goes "What the hell are you looking at?"

BOOM!

A pidgeon flys RIGHT into the side of his head. It was AMAZING, and the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[ThePhreaker]

lol Shane I pictured that whole scenario. Actually laughed out loud. good stuff

 

[Pablo]

Originally posted by ThePhreaker
lol Shane I pictured that whole scenario. Actually laughed out loud. good stuff

Same here! that one is classic

did he think you had some strange powers to summon animals to do your bidding or something lol

 

[TR Custom Parts]

Saw a stunt bi-plane doing loop de loops near a local beach. Then I saw him do a loop de................... He didn't quite get the 2nd loop in, straight into the ground. Amazingly, he lived for about 10 days after wards.

 

[nisnutz]

Had to work a plane crash one time.Long story short we had to dig the plane out of a hole that was ten feet deep and somewhat put it back together in a K-mart parking lot.Saw some real disturbing things over those few days and prefer not to work another one.

 

[dragonational]

i used to run on an ambulance, and i seen the weirdest thing i have ever witnessed in my life. As i was prepping the back i heard someone puke(yes thats right i said heard) so me being curios i went to investigate. I walked up to the front of the ambo and seen an arm that had been cut clean off. What happened you may ask? A guy on a motorcycle lost control and he spun off the bike his arm hit a road sign and it cut through it like a hot knife through butter. It was cool and disterbing at the same time. Harry

 

[Brer Rabbit]

A thought, and a really sick story

Phreaker and Pablo--ur both sick puppies! Actually so am I cuz I laughed at that story too. Now my story, About 3 summers ago my partner and I responded to a naked man running in the street. Upon arrival, sure enuff theres a thin 6ft. tall male black running butt naked in the street at 4:30 in the afternnon. Since there were small children out on the block my partner decides we need to get him into our car, but the problem is this guy is on a real bad crack trip. He actually tried to hug my partner which resulted in a straight right hand to his chest knocking him down. We instantly cuff him behind his back face down and ask a citizen to get a blanket to cover the nut job until the wagon (patty wagon) shows up. In the meantime he reaches down and grabs his genital sac and starts yelling out "Oh good there still there" over and over. he then turns a lil violent and starts threatening us but that went nowhere. Now for the sick part---This goof placed 4 fingers where the sun dont shine, and I mean all the way up there. At this point theres no way I was gonna touch this guy, so the wagon guystook him to the nut hospital. The one thing I learned that day is shrinkage does not apply to black guys on crack!! You know thats a true story--just look where I'm from!

 

[GNeric]

Back in 1/'89 when I was living in Phoenix, I saw a guy I met around halloween get run over while on his motorcycle. He was facing south on 27th avenue at Indian School Road in the outer lane. I was facing north in the outside lane opposite him. Light turned green and when he left the light, a jacked up Blazer ran the light heading west and smashed him. He had just graduated UTI and was heading to the school to tell everyone "bye".

 

[BJM]

I was at an airshow in the early 90's. Two WWII fighters were parked next to us and the pilots got in, fired up those monstrous engines and took off for a demonstration. One of them was doing a slow turn that just looked odd. I was in the middle of tapping my buddy on the shoulder to ask him if he thought the plane could actually fly that slowly when it went down like an elevator. It did a flat fall straight down like it was dropped, it wasn't flying at all. It went down behind some trees at the edge of the airfield onto a golf course. A huge black and orange mushroom cloud went billowing up. The other plane quickly landed and taxied up to where we were still standing. The pilot was crying and his wife climbed up to comfort him. It was very surreal at that point, did I really just watch this guy die?

 

[GNFURY]

Last summer my girlfriend and I were driving down I 71 southbound at about 70 mph. We were looking at this car that was right in front of us going the same speed when all of a sudden, the passenger side door flies open and this dude ROLLS out the damn car! The guy did about 10 rolls down the road (at 70 mph) then finally somehow landed on his feet and was leaning against a guard rail. I don't know how he ended up on his feet after a roll like that. I had been drinkin a little bit, so we pulled over about 100 feet down the highway and called the cops for the guy. As soon as I hung up my sweet (but silly) girl friend was half way out of the door to run over to the guy and see if he was ok I grabbed her by her jeans and pulled her ass back in the car. Who knows if he maybe was trying to hijack the car or something? Who knows why this dude took a flier out of this moving vehicle? Women are silly some times.

 

[Quick6'n'-K.C.]

the craziest thing ive seen in the past few weeks is my 401K take a dive!

the craziest thing in my life is.... my best friend died in a motorcycle accident in the summer of 95.

His birthday is the 4 year anniversary of my ira rollover, everytime i get a statement i get sad. Every 4 years i get the statement with his birthdate and i cry.
its april 4 by the way.

life always changes when you turn the next corner
BW

 

[Army MP]

Well, the thread reads the craziest thing I ever saw, not the sickest.
I'll have to say the craziest thing I saw was Chipper Jones of the Atlanta Braves riding the scream machine at six flags in Atlanta back in I believe 96....Me and my best friend saw him and his girl going to the ride, it was very early in the morning on a nearly none existant day for others, i.e. there wasn't anyone in the park yet. They wasn't going to let us ride it with them at first but I guess Chipper said that it was o.k. So we sat 2 seats behind them,.....I have never laughed so hard in my life and to this day I still laugh, He was the BIGGEST WIMP!! he was screaming like a little biatch!!!! It was freakin hilarious!!!!

 

[bishir]

Saw a riot one year at Purdue after the girls lost in the Final 4. People were snapping off light posts at intersections, burning couches in the street, and hanging from trees. Kegs were rolling down the hills and hitting parked cars and running over people.

Been mobbed by ~3000 people in HS when we beat the #1 team in state. That was fun!


When Notre Dame was good and Purdue was getting better Purdue upset them. I rushed on the field with the rest of the fans. I got to see some people get crushed by the overwhelming force of 1000s of drunk students pushing. They fell down while running onto the field and people who stopped to help got pushed down and trampled too. If you're in a situation to rush the field or stay in your seat, stay if you can! It's nasty!


Something that happened more recently was a parent bringing her son to school to register. She did not know the his basic information like birthday. Then started slapping him on the head when he couldn't remember his social security number. He was starting 6th grade.

 

[2QUIK6]

Here's one for you...I didn't see, I did.
Hit and killed a theif trying to run across the freeway to get away from the owner chasing him.
Back my senior year in HS, was cruising down a detoured section of the freeway that backs right up against these garage buildings in the back of peoples houses...no barrier really, the roadway was about 15 feet from the back of the buildings.
Was cruising along at about 50 mph when a dude runs right out in front of me from beside one of the garages, without even looking to see what traffic was coming.
He just jumped up in the air right before I hit him, his feet went thru the grill of the car and up-end him. I didn;t even have time to hit the brakes. His chest hit right on the driver side A-pillar crushing it and throwing glass all over me.
The guy went flipping in the air and landed on the other side of the guard rail.
I stop, freaking out thinking it was a construction worker or something.
Stop get out of the car, and several others had already stopped. And a guy comes running up saying that SOB stole his radar detector out of his car in the driveway....sure enough, the cord of the detector was still clinched in the guys hand as he lay bleeding out of his chest. I didn't feel so bad after finding that out!
He died in route to the hospital. The cop told me that nothing was my fualt, but that the guys family are all convicted felons and for revenge they may come rob my house or something so warned me to be on the lookout.
Later that evening, I drive the car up to the local dealer to get a new front grill....windshield all smashed up and A-pillar bent in about 10 inches....a friend of mine walks in as says..and this is no crap
"What happened to your car? Whats all that hamburger meat looking stuff all over the windshield? "
It was the guys skin and meat from his chest area the caved in the a-pillar and the broken glass where the glass meets the a-pillar basically de-skinned the guy

 

[Pablo]

wow that is really crazy