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WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
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>
> A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured
> alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
>
> She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As
> he
> did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked,
> softly stroking his face with both hands.
>
> "Actually, no," he replied.
>
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
> hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
>
> "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
> do?"
>
> "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
> forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
> fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
>
> "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
>
> "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
> towels in the ladies room."
>
>
> A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured
> alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
>
> She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As
> he
> did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked,
> softly stroking his face with both hands.
>
> "Actually, no," he replied.
>
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
> hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
>
> "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
> do?"
>
> "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
> forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
> fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
>
> "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
>
> "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
> towels in the ladies room."
