Jesus and the Democrat--Its a joke guys

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.


The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"


The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.


The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.


He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."


The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?"


He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there? The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.


As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.


Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.


Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat just smiling.


The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."

 

[V8Assassin]

 

[crazqban]

That's to Funny:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[Roc87]

Hahahaha!

 

[DailyDrifter]

Thats funny. Lol

 

[6APPEAL]

:tongue:

 

[Race Lutz]

Now, that's funny!!!!

 

[GregInAtl]

I LOL'd...well done.

 

[charlief1]

:biggrin: So true, so true.:tongue:

 

[Turbo Indian]

good one!!

here is another jesus / democrap one I like.




A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh,' said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible,' said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office . . . He's using it as a ceiling
fan."