$100 dollar tatoo

[JOHNDEEREGN]

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife asks, "Where in
>>the
>> >> >hell have you been?"
>> >>>
>> >>>He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
>> >>>
>> >>>"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
>> >>>
>> >>>"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates", he said
>> >>>proudly.
>> >>>
>> >>>"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
>>disdain.
>>
>> >>>"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed
>> >>>on
>> >>>his privates?"
>> >>>
>> >>>"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow;
>> >>>Two, once in awhile, I like to play with my money;
>> >>>Three, I like how money feels in my hand; and
>> >>>Lastly - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can
>> >>>stay
>> >>>right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

 

[Turbo T/A 1543]

You might have to explain that last line for us "long term" married guys .

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

that wasnt me

just a joke.............

 

[Turbo Indian]

Originally posted by Turbo T/A 1543
You might have to explain that last line for us "long term" married guys .

I think I remember that just before I said I do

 

[87grandnat]

so are you guys telling me when you get married that stops?

 

[Turbo Indian]

that's not the only thing that stops. they say a woman reaches her sexual prime @ 40 (I think), so I have about 3 more years before I start getting it again.

 

[trading t/a]

It's not always the long term guys either. The 3 year guys have the same probs

 

[SinistrV6]

Originally posted by 87grandnat
so are you guys telling me when you get married that stops?

Haven't you ever heard,
"What's the difference between your wife of 10 years and your job of 10 years?













YOUR JOB STILL SUCKS!"

 

[slider252]

Enter single 24 yr old chick....so wait, I don't hit my peak until 40?...I disagree with that, think i am doing rather nicely now, but suppose I could get better with age. Second...did you boys stop doing what you used to do when you were dating (i.e. are you still going down there and she is not anymore, bc if that stopped on my end, it would definitely stop on your end). Just wondering how its going to go when I get older.

 

[GNeric]

I warned a friend of mine about this kinda stuff. He was dating a recently divorced woman who was a few years older than him. I told him after the marriage, it slows down and then stops. He told me "na, she likes it too much." Within a year of being married, he has to beg. I've been married since 8/01 and I am one of the lucky ones. (maybe once or twice a year anyways)

 

[87grandnat]

whats up with that, excuse my ingorance but i am 23 and have never heard of it just stopping like that. I thought you would get it more seeing how you have made a commitent to them, but i guess not.

 

[FastRegalWE2]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I guess I am one lucky SOB, married since 03/98 no probs at 3-4 times, a week.........
I gots me a good ole lady

 

[GNeric]

OOOPSSS! Meant to say been married since 8/91...not 8/01.

Plus, I'm not the only one that has a problem with the women slowing down to a crawl. Many people make fun of it. Just like the porn industry. Comedians will make a comment and no one will admit to anything and they'll say "it's a billion dollar a year industry and I'm the only one???" Hell, just yesterday I was listening to my Rodney Carrington cd and he mentions "hell, I'm married, I shouldn't have to beg for it anymore".