_________Weird insults __________

[GNflyby]

What’s the weirdest insult that you've ever been called?

 

[Dillinger]

Well, I have never actually been called anything too wierd except by certain people in certain circumstances, but my female cousin was called a "butta-head"..... by some drunk guy.... and she asked wtf that meant and he replied, "everything looks good, butta-head"....of course I couldn't help but to laugh hysterically because she was so embarassed and it was partially clever coming from a drunk moron. She deserved it anyways. Just thought I'd share....lol.... it still cracks me up now....and I will never forget the look on her face

 

[6 beats 8]

"Who's that guy doing 130mph in that Black Monte?"
Ray

 

[GreatestBuick]

A buddy of mine once told his woman to shut her cockholster.

 

[vicious6]

Originally posted by 6 beats 8
"Who's that guy doing 130mph in that Black Monte?"
Ray

That is an insult!!!

 

[BandAid]

Originally posted by Dillinger
Well, I have never actually been called anything too wierd except by certain people in certain circumstances, but my female cousin was called a "butta-head"..... by some drunk guy.... and she asked wtf that meant and he replied, "everything looks good, butta-head"....of course I couldn't help but to laugh hysterically because she was so embarassed and it was partially clever coming from a drunk moron. She deserved it anyways. Just thought I'd share....lol.... it still cracks me up now....and I will never forget the look on her face

I always heard it different--Butter face

 

[BoostKillsStres]

I have a friend whos brother, when pissed off at him and they would get after each other, would always ask 'who pissed in your cornflakes?', well, I gave him a little reverse twist comeback to that and my friend saved it for about a year but was finally able to use it. My friends brother again got pissed about something and this time my friend asked the line 'who pissed in your cornflakes?' and w/o thinking too much the brother replied 'you did' and my friend simply replied 'well, was is tasty?' Then he was really pissed.....

 

[Pablo]

"pffft....I used to f*ck guys like you in prison"


Works great when someone is trying to get in your face or intimidate you...

the pfft is there to mock them

worth a barrel of laughs

 

[Pronto]

I don't know, it kind of begs the resonse- I thought you were a fag.