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Something someone sent me....
Hope you guys enjoy! -Rob-


Here is "our" friendship poem


Friend,
When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help
you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made
you sad.

When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.

When you smile, ... I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it
every chance I get.

When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
whining.

When you are confused, ... I will use little words
to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, ... stay away from me until
you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.

This is my oath,
I pledge 'til the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and
get depressed because you realize you only have 2
friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now
anyway.

P.S. A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a
body.*******

Sorry its so long, but I couldn't resist sharing...