A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink
and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The
monkey
grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. The he grabs one of the
billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
monkey just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
everything in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff.
"He
finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then
leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats
it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his
butt, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey just
did?" he asks.
No, What?" replied the man.
Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt,
pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy "He still
eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue
ball,
he
measures everything first."
and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The
monkey
grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. The he grabs one of the
billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
monkey just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
everything in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff.
"He
finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then
leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats
it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his
butt, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey just
did?" he asks.
No, What?" replied the man.
Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt,
pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy "He still
eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue
ball,
he
measures everything first."
aw man, thast gross...............lol
