A smart blonde woman

[Otto J]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband
leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she
if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that
she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she
wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said....

You'll love this...

"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

 

[gnxtc2]

I thought a smart blonde was a golden retriever.

Billy T.
gnxtc2@aol.com

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

My wife is a true blonde, she will get a kick out of this.:biggrin:

But her new job is tapping 6 figures so she must be a rare model LOL

 

[faster]

Here you go:

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the
policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

















'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'
















A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for three
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
























The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke.

Mikey

 

[robertmee]

How is a blonde like a screen door?






























The more you bang 'em, the looser they get

 

[Weester]

Q. Why do blondes prefer tilt steering wheels??

A. More head room


Q. What do you call a brunette walking between two blondes?

A. An interpreter

 

[whitehot84]

What does a blond say after sex?





Are all you guys on the same team?????

 

[charlief1]

Why are blonds belly buttons always brused? Their boy friends can't find the right hole.

 

["Turbo-T"]

A blond comes out of a shopping mall to find a dent in her brand new BMW. Upset, she takes her car to the local auto body shop.

The man behind the counter says "ma'am, you don't need to have us remove your dent. All you have to do is go home and blow into your car's tail pipe, and the dent will pop out".

So the blond goes home and proceeds to blow into the tail pipe. Then her room mate, also a blond, comes home to find her blowing in the cars tail pipe.

Her room mate asks "what are you doing?" To which the other blond says "I came out of the mall today to find a dent in my car. I was told that if I blew into the cars tail pipe I could pop out the dent.


















Then her room mate says "don't you think you should roll up the windows first?"

:biggrin:

 

[boostingirl]

not really liking this thread

 

[forcedfedv6]

not really liking this thread

Shhhhh be quiet, I'm enjoying the jokes..

 

[faster]

not really liking this thread

I did one smart blond joke do I get some extra credit?

Mikey

 

[CST 03]

Did ya hear about the blonde that got her head stuck in the steering wheel?

She was tyring to blow the horn.



What goes Start,Stop,start,stop,start,stop??

A blonde at a blinking red light.

 

[corsair231]

Okay, a couple for the blondes.

Q. Who writes all the blonde jokes?







A. Brunettes, when they are sitting at home on a Saturday night.





Q. Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?





A. So brunettes can remember them.


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