>A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen
>listening
> >to
> >her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
> >
> >She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches
>who
> >want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of
> >you
> >sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause
> >we're
> >going down the tracks."
> >
> >The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language
> >in
> >this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
> >for
> >TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
>you
> >to
> >use nice language."
> >
> >Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing
>with
> >his train.
> >
> >Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers
> >who
> >are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your
>belongings
> >with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was
> >apleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
> >
> >She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we
>ask
> >you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that
>there
> >is
> >no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
> >journey
> >with us today."
> >
> >As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
> >pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
>kitchen!"
> >
>listening
> >to
> >her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
> >
> >She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches
>who
> >want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of
> >you
> >sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause
> >we're
> >going down the tracks."
> >
> >The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language
> >in
> >this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
> >for
> >TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
>you
> >to
> >use nice language."
> >
> >Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing
>with
> >his train.
> >
> >Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers
> >who
> >are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your
>belongings
> >with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was
> >apleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
> >
> >She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we
>ask
> >you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that
>there
> >is
> >no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
> >journey
> >with us today."
> >
> >As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
> >pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
>kitchen!"
> >
got me and the wife rolling................:biggrin:
