Anyone Going To Fat Con?

[SCOOBY DOO]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1742628668231557133

 

[LANDAU LIMITED]

In Seattle...what a surprise.

 

[deezdad]

I went a couple years ago, had tons of fun

 

[TurboTGuy]

Let's celebrate everything unhealthy!

Although i shouldn't talk, I'm 25lbs over prime wieght.

 

[Mr.Spool]

Yes celebrate
being fat if you need that
Those who are in know about true health understand you will be punching your ticket in life sooner than you need too.
Health should be the single most important achievement a human should strive for
Cause without it
You will be dust

 

[Mr.Spool]

Blood work up
Sleep apnea work up
Fat tumors
And the list goes on
In today's day and age
Get ahold of your health
Its the one thing you can control
At least untill your Gene's fail

 

[Rick the pool guy]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but they had to cancel due to the escalators and elevators being down for maintenance.
But the stairs are still functioning...don't know why they canceled

 

[Mr.Spool]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but they had to cancel due to the escalators and elevators being down for maintenance.
But the stairs are still functioning...don't know why they canceled

Heart attacks
Too soon?

 

[Rick the pool guy]

Spot on...

 

[corsair231]

Leftist (circular) logic,

Right now, I am unable to go. I would go if it were closer, and I could drive because I can't afford to buy airline tickets for two seats. But if I could attend, collectively we can make the airline see that we need free second seats so I could afford to fly to attend the convention.

And we shouldn't have to pay for the extra fuel either.

 

[Chuck Leeper]

Chris Christie is a featured speaker....

 

[Rick the pool guy]

Damn it you beat me to it like Christie steam rolling his way to buffet

 

[xlr8ngn]

Who is she kidding? That gal in the video isn't going anywhere.

 

[Marty Fairchild]

To make love to a fat girl.
You roll her in flour .
And aim for the wet spot!

 

[1986 Buick GX1]

To make love to a fat girl.
You roll her in flour .
And aim for the wet spot!

More bounce to the ounce!!

 

[TurboTGuy]

To make love to a fat girl.
You roll her in flour .
And aim for the wet spot!

Be careful..... That "spot" might just be a deep, unseen wet fart....

Wouldn't be the first time.....

Jus' sayin'.

 

[TurboTGuy]

If I see her, headed towards me on an airplane, I'm taking another flight.

I don't care what it costs.......

I don't want to be the guy who 60 Minutes comes after for stomping on her fat assed head while I get out of the plane in an emegency.

 

[Mr.Spool]

If I see her, headed towards me on an airplane, I'm taking another flight.

I don't care what it costs.......

I don't want to be the guy who 60 Minutes comes after for stomping on her fat assed head while I get out of the plane in an emegency.

You are overconfident
She would sit on and squash you

 

[JayC]

I lost weight. They wont let me come anymore.

 

[corsair231]

To make love to a fat girl.
You roll her in flour .
And aim for the wet spot!

If you're out of flour, just start separating the folds until you smell sh!t, then back up one.