Hi All,
Picked up the latest issue of Weekly World News and headline reads:
"BAT BOY LED OUR TROOPS TO SADDAM'S HOLE!"
Points from the story are:
Bat Boy was working with the US Special Forces who's nose is more sensitive than a bloodhound sniffed Saddam out of his hole.
He will be awarded the Bronze Star for the "vital role" he played in the capture of Saddam by years end.
The US govt has refused to admit publicly that the mysterious mutant that was found in a West Virginia cave in 1992 has been helping the govt. Batboy helped destroy chemical weapons also.
All Batboy was given was a pair of smelly old riding boots of Saddams and with one good whiff he was able to track him to his hole. Saddam thought Batboy was a bat winged demon of Arabic legend called Pazuzu and started screaming Pazuzu Pazuzu when he was found and asking for protecting from Batboy from the US troops.
Batboy has been dispatched to now find Osama Bin Laden.
Other goodies from the Weekly World News:
Newest extreme sport: Skydiving without a parachute.....extreme skydiving champ Brent Jolt says "You just have to find a soft spot to land".
Britney Spears is a musical genius........nuff said.
Bush redies for war with China......by buying the world's entire supply of chopsticks.
Hooker blows a John away after he knocks her technique.
Stupid people must be stopped.
26 year old witch evicted from her apartment because her "demon cat" Lilith blew holes in the walls with its fire and brimstone farts. The three room apartment was riddled with over 400 dime sized holes.
Hamster gut wine can make your privates drop off...........so thats my problem........lol.
I love this paper.....for $1.99 it's as good if not better as MAD magazine.
Picked up the latest issue of Weekly World News and headline reads:
"BAT BOY LED OUR TROOPS TO SADDAM'S HOLE!"
Points from the story are:
Bat Boy was working with the US Special Forces who's nose is more sensitive than a bloodhound sniffed Saddam out of his hole.
He will be awarded the Bronze Star for the "vital role" he played in the capture of Saddam by years end.
The US govt has refused to admit publicly that the mysterious mutant that was found in a West Virginia cave in 1992 has been helping the govt. Batboy helped destroy chemical weapons also.
All Batboy was given was a pair of smelly old riding boots of Saddams and with one good whiff he was able to track him to his hole. Saddam thought Batboy was a bat winged demon of Arabic legend called Pazuzu and started screaming Pazuzu Pazuzu when he was found and asking for protecting from Batboy from the US troops.
Batboy has been dispatched to now find Osama Bin Laden.
Other goodies from the Weekly World News:
Newest extreme sport: Skydiving without a parachute.....extreme skydiving champ Brent Jolt says "You just have to find a soft spot to land".
Britney Spears is a musical genius........nuff said.
Bush redies for war with China......by buying the world's entire supply of chopsticks.
Hooker blows a John away after he knocks her technique.
Stupid people must be stopped.
26 year old witch evicted from her apartment because her "demon cat" Lilith blew holes in the walls with its fire and brimstone farts. The three room apartment was riddled with over 400 dime sized holes.
Hamster gut wine can make your privates drop off...........so thats my problem........lol.
I love this paper.....for $1.99 it's as good if not better as MAD magazine.
They also publish nearly every other tabloid type rag you can think of.
Because they have to do reviews on cars before they get released to the public, every once in a while cars show up in the parking lot that aren't supposed to be there 
