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That is the BEST. Your right. Thanks for posting that. Maybe I should let my wife read it.............
 
I just bought am XJ Cherokee over here in Austrailia. Nine freaking grand for a car that was built in 2001. Luckily (I guess) the AC was broken, so the guy gave us a break on it. $2400 later... I hate Chrysler products.
 
thats a double edged sword right there....

yea I can aggree with that 100 % but it forgets the other half of the story.
sure now you got a girl that will screw ya and help ya in the garage too... and thats great, awesome, a dream come true...

BUT

There is gonna be a time when all of her work is going to obligate you into something terribly horrible.So while were telling her to shut up and not complain, it only takes that one time for her to reverse it and say,

"Now Its Your Turn To Tell Me Your Feelings"

"Remember When I Helped You Rebuild That Engine? Now I need You To Come With Me And All My Annoying Bitch Friends To The Mall For a Shopping Fest"

"When You Were Tired And Dirty And I Rubbed You And Washed Your Hair, Now Im On My Period!!!! Emotional, Pissed And Cant Stop Crying For any Reason And Its 3 AM And I Need You To Go Get Tampons and Ice Cream."

"you cant buy car parts because we need to buy some new designer furniture because the ones we have are 3 seasons out of date"

You Have to Remember............. whats is done onto you.... they will expect in return 2 fold.

simple math.

A.j.
 
thats when i bring out the work no. or leave. there is always another :)

thats a double edged sword right there....

yea I can aggree with that 100 % but it forgets the other half of the story.
sure now you got a girl that will screw ya and help ya in the garage too... and thats great, awesome, a dream come true...

BUT

There is gonna be a time when all of her work is going to obligate you into something terribly horrible.So while were telling her to shut up and not complain, it only takes that one time for her to reverse it and say,

"Now Its Your Turn To Tell Me Your Feelings"

"Remember When I Helped You Rebuild That Engine? Now I need You To Come With Me And All My Annoying Bitch Friends To The Mall For a Shopping Fest"

"When You Were Tired And Dirty And I Rubbed You And Washed Your Hair, Now Im On My Period!!!! Emotional, Pissed And Cant Stop Crying For any Reason And Its 3 AM And I Need You To Go Get Tampons and Ice Cream."

"you cant buy car parts because we need to buy some new designer furniture because the ones we have are 3 seasons out of date"

You Have to Remember............. whats is done onto you.... they will expect in return 2 fold.

simple math.

A.j.
 
Saw this on Realoldspower.com, those guys post some funny stuff over there but this takes the cake:

'96 Jeep Cherokee: Need Opinions - JeepForum.com


Enjoy!

That was freaking hilarious! LOL

thats a double edged sword right there....

yea I can aggree with that 100 % but it forgets the other half of the story.
sure now you got a girl that will screw ya and help ya in the garage too... and thats great, awesome, a dream come true...

BUT

There is gonna be a time when all of her work is going to obligate you into something terribly horrible.So while were telling her to shut up and not complain, it only takes that one time for her to reverse it and say,

"Now Its Your Turn To Tell Me Your Feelings"

"Remember When I Helped You Rebuild That Engine? Now I need You To Come With Me And All My Annoying Bitch Friends To The Mall For a Shopping Fest"

"When You Were Tired And Dirty And I Rubbed You And Washed Your Hair, Now Im On My Period!!!! Emotional, Pissed And Cant Stop Crying For any Reason And Its 3 AM And I Need You To Go Get Tampons and Ice Cream."

"you cant buy car parts because we need to buy some new designer furniture because the ones we have are 3 seasons out of date"

You Have to Remember............. whats is done onto you.... they will expect in return 2 fold.

simple math.

A.j.

Eh hem...just so we're clear not ALL women are like that. :tongue:
 
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