Best Pickup line

[49-blues]

Heres one: " If i told you , you had a beautiful body - would you hold it against me?"

 

[6 beats 8]

Q: Are You into fitness?
A: How about Fitness in your mouth!

 

[GrndNatnl]

LMAO!! Definitely something Ray would say.

 

[Gn-ing]

Can I buy you a drink,or would you just like the money?

 

[disco stu]

I got hammered one night, and my buddy told me I said this to this girl. We kinda knew her, so she did not kick me in the junk. Supposedly I said. "You have pretty eyes. I think I'll call you fat tits." Didn't work.

 

[86gn]

Originally posted by WFO
"...you don't sweat much for a fat chick..."

LOL LOL

 

[GeneralB44]

you smell nice... do you taste good too?

 

[kh440]

That (shirt/sweater/skirt,etc) looks good on you, but it would look better on my floor..............

 

[sixgun86gn]

ME: Hey,didn't I **** you last weekend?
HER: NO!
ME: NO?! Well,how bout I **** you this weekend?

Works great really.

 

[Razor]

Would it be ok if I sprinkle some flour on you??

 

[Russ Merritt]

Your a chicken.............And I'm a chicken hawk...................And I want chicken!

 

[denn454]

while setting- i'm not actually this tall, its my wallet.

hey, do you know the word of the day? legs, want to come back to my place and spread the word?

hey, thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it?

see that porsche/viper/fast cool looking car in the parking lot? my cars faster, and the back seat is more comfortable. wanna see?

that line for getting laid is great, i'll have to give it a shot. did you come up with it or hear it from someone?

oh, and the greatest ones of all from anchor man, if you haven't seen it yet do yourself a favor and drop what your doing and go see it.

thats a nice hiney, i want to meet it, i want to get to know it, become great friends with it.

baby, i want to be on you.

your invited to the pant party. (what?) the uh, pant parth, your invited. (i dont' get what your saying) the pant party, i'm inviting you. (you mean the party in your pants?) yea, the party in my pants.

god i love that movie.

 

[GNeric]

When I was 18, I met this GORGEOUS girl Bridgette who looked like the 80's model Shannon Rae and told her "You have beautifull eyes...can I have them?" and we went were together for a year and half.

 

[Reaper]

i may not be the best looking guy here but i am the only one talking to you.

i am gunna have sex with you tonight, you may as well be there. ( i used this one once)


HEY BABY HEY BABY -jay from jay and silent bob.

 

[84GNPILE]

"YO BABY, YOU EVER HAVE YOUR A$$H0LE LICKED BY A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT?" -Jay and Silent Bob

To the girl:
"Did you see what that was that just hit me in the head?? It must have been really heavy cuz I'm seein starz and beautiful angels....."

 

[DCEPTCN]

"i am gunna have sex with you tonight, you may as well be there. ( i used this one once)"

LOL, Man that is too much!

 

[Reaper]

Originally posted by DCEPTCN
"i am gunna have sex with you tonight, you may as well be there. ( i used this one once)"

LOL, Man that is too much!

yea, i was talking to a girl in a bar and she said gimme your best pick up line you got just to make me laugh.... thats the 1st one out of my mouth. needles to say it did not work but it got me a few dates.

 

[DCEPTCN]

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
yea, i was talking to a girl in a bar and she said gimme your best pick up line you got just to make me laugh.... thats the 1st one out of my mouth. needles to say it did not work but it got me a few dates.

Well it's an instant classic. I'm married so I wont be trying to pick up any girls, but I'm figuring out how to work that into my next conversation. It's really clever....mine were always pretty crude, like- 'Hi, I'm Sylvan and I pull out WAY early'. Hey, sometimes crude works.

 

[2 QK 4 U]

I actually used this one.

"Hey! I just live down the street. If you find anyone better looking you can still take me home"

I was astounded when she came up to me and said "are you ready"

 

[DonnieShort]

Originally posted by GrndNatnl
Uhhh.. huhuh huh huh.. Come to Butthead.

Yeah..me too < Beavis >