A newly divorced couple is in court over the custody of their young son. The judge asks the young boy; do you want to live with your father?....Lil boy; no, he beats me.....Judge; do you want to live with your mother?...Lil boy; no, she beats me too......Judge; how about your grandparents?.....Lil boy; no way, they are the ones who taught my parents how to beat me!....Judge,( a little flustered at this point ); is there anyone in your family you want to live with that doesn't beat you ?.....Lil boy; yeah, send me to Notre Dame, they can't beat anyone! 
