DO NOT HANDLE JALAPENOS and THEN USE THE RESTROOM!!!

[BadAssGN]

This is Bhut Jolokia, the hottest pepper in the world by a WIDE margin. If you made the same mistake with one of these, even for a millisecond...your pee pee would fall off.

Ravi

Meh, Those don't look so hot :biggrin:

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

No I did not put my PP in the carton, I poured it...

I hope you had a medicine dropper for that little wanker:biggrin: (according to Jackie of course LOL):biggrin:

 

[GNflyby]

Did that the other night with the boys at Shoeless joes. Had a giant boil of Nachos with extra Jalapenos. Every Nacho went down with a jalapeno then washed it down with some beer. That night I felt the stomach grumbling. So I went to my favorite spot to do my thing while watching the ball game and after seconds, I felt the ring of fire like you wouldn't believe. It was like I had lighter on under me. I never felt anything like it. The pain and discomfort was brutal. I crawled outta the Jon and layed in my bed in the fettle position just praying the pain would go away. Funny thing was, every last one of us (4 guys) had the exact same problem when we got home. I tell ya, pride is a real bitch, cause we were calling each other wussy's for only taking one with a nacho, then started getting aggressive and taking 2 or 3 per nacho. Needless to say, now we just go for wings and beeer.

I have to admit, reading your story made me feel much better about what happened to me. Thanks...lol.

 

[TRFanatic]

Meh, Those don't look so hot :biggrin:

I could have one to you in about a half hour...video camera and all.

By the way...1 million plus Scoville units. You don't even want your face near it when you cut one.

Ravi

 

[ttypewhite]

I could have one to you in about a half hour...video camera and all.

By the way...1 million plus Scoville units. You don't even want your face near it when you cut one.

Ravi

Ravi, the bet is off brother. Thats the same one you said you would give me $75 to eat? I tried that one at my wifes Aunt's house( not even the size of a rice grain). HELL NO MAN!! I runined the entire night. We had to go home quick so I could cry without people watching me. The pain is not worth the lute. Next time I roll by your house, you better keep those inside

 

[TRFanatic]

Ravi, the bet is off brother. Thats the same one you said you would give me $75 to eat? I tried that one at my wifes Aunt's house( not even the size of a rice grain). HELL NO MAN!! I runined the entire night. We had to go home quick so I could cry without people watching me. The pain is not worth the lute. Next time I roll by your house, you better keep those inside

Damn! You were going to become a famous Youtube video Mike, I should have kept my mouth shut, lol.
Are you sure what you had was Bhut Jolokia? They are 3 - 4 inches long.
I give you credit for even attempting to eat one raw if it was the real thing, these things are FURIOUS.

Ravi

 

[8urV8]

This is some funny stuff!!!

 

[Nasty Wendy]

No I did not put my PP in the carton, I poured it...

Oh....well.....thats different.:biggrin:

 

[GNflyby]

Oh....well.....thats different.:biggrin:

So does that mean you'll come over for a glass of milk now?

 

[Nasty Wendy]

So does that mean you'll come over for a glass of milk now?

If I get jalapeno juice on my P P then sure.:biggrin:

 

[GNJimC]

Never happened to me, however my son who was about 2 at the time bit into one of the habenero (sp?) pepper that we were growing in the garden. Not his fault since he saw all of the nice plump bell pepper, tomato's, cukes, etc and just happened to pick the hottest one and take a bite. Not only was his mouth buring but his hands were as well from just touching the thing. (I think that was secondary to the mouth however)

I have seen adults cry when tasting a small bite of those. I cant imagine what it felt like as a 2 year old taking a big bite.