Fax machine pissed me off for the last time....

[turbosam6]

This stupid pile of crap was always acting up and I finally decided that simply punching it wasn't going to fix it. So I bought a new one today and decided to execute the old one. Years of aggression against this machine have been manifested upon its dead carcass. Die you peice of crap, die.....

 

[turbosam6]

before:

 

[turbosam6]

Ran it over with my 9000 lb. forklift.

 

[jpratt]

I bet that felt real good. When I was a sailor we sometimes got to "float test" bad equipment. They usualy failed the test and sank to Davy Jone's locker.

 

[turbosam6]

It felt good. I cracked it with a bat a few times before smashing it. Then I took the small peices and hit them with a bat, for distance. Then we burned some of it. I have video of us smashing it with the forklift, its frickin' hilarious!

 

[evil_gn]

flash back to the movie office space

 

[Tony87gn]

I was about to say it must of been just like that movie. that movie is freakin hillarious.

 

[Quick6'n'-K.C.]

Sounds just like office space

sure that forklift aint a 6K and not a 9K? LOOKS like a electric shorty cat, front tires are too narrow for a 9K,the forks are thin and the width is too narrow.
just a guess.
BW

 

[NJTurbo]

I really want to do that with my HP...

I finally got a new Dell and I am very happy.

My HP would lock up all the time, nothing like typing a 3 page e-mail and it locking up

If I ship you my HP will you crush it so I can UPS it to the CEO of Hp

 

[brn agn]

That was awesome! Reminds of a story from work. Supposedly, one of the engineers was having problems with a printer, but no one from IS would fix it.

He got frustrated, unplugged the printer and threw it out the front door onto the parking lot. After he picked it up and plugged it back in he called IS and told them that the "printer was dead".

He got into some trouble for that one.

 

[2quiktocare]

You disassembled johnny 5? I like your method of cafeful yet speedy execution. Now if we could only do that to every broker and vacation time share that waste ink cartridges and paper

Mark

 

[Reaper]

Originally posted by Quick6'n'-K.C.
Sounds just like office space


BW

I love that Friggen movie! i watch it about once a week!


DAMN it feels good to be a Gangsta!

 

[turbosam6]

Originally posted by NJTurbo
I really want to do that with my HP...


If I ship you my HP will you crush it so I can UPS it to the CEO of Hp

Gladly!

All our neighbors came out to see what was going on, they just kept laughing. I love Office Space too, but I feel my destruction is much greater than theirs.

The forklift might be 6000, I just remember one time some dumb ass parked it on the grass and it sank, and the tow truck driver said something about 9000 lbs. Either way its heavy!

We REEEAAAALLLY wanted to set the fax machine out in the road and hit it doing about 70 mph, but didn't have a vehicle we felt comfortable sacrificing. Next time....

 

[Tom Tom Turbo]

frickin sweet!

 

[Data]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!

 

[Louie L.]

"PC Load letter" What the heck does that mean ???

 

[Reaper]

Originally posted by Louie L.
"PC Load letter" What the heck does that mean ???

Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam!

 

[NJTurbo]

Toner low

 

[Reaper]

Originally posted by NJTurbo
Toner low

travis you dumbass!


we are Quoting lines from office Space, get with the program!

 

[NJTurbo]

I came in this morning and that is the message on the POS copier we have in the shop

Yet it is full



Reaper!!!!!
J/K