Finally announcing the 2013 Post Whore award

[czimpel]

What in the hell did he do before he joined this forum a couple of months ago.Last week I got on here a minute or two,left the house,ate dinner,drank a few and got a good buz,got laid and got back on 7 hours later and he had been posting the whole time I got all that stuff done!!

You know how to get $hit handled.


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[KevinB]

I always check tb.com too after getting laid. Well, after I get done posting about it on Facebook

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[dartguy340]

LOL....

 

[tbone87]

I always check tb.com too after getting laid. Well, after I get done posting about it on Facebook

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Don't do it while getting laid it will piss them off!!

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[turbotroy]

CLASSIC!

 

[aminga]

I always check tb.com too after getting laid. Well, after I get done posting about it on Facebook

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5198 posts over 10 years. That means you're getting laid at a little more than once a day.

 

[Heisenberg]

After a lot of time and calculations, the TB.com with help from T6P.com, has finally narrowed down the search for the 2013 TB.com post whore award.

Congratulations to Heisenberg as this years winner. GREAT JOB! Keep up the great posting.

Good luck this year for all of you in search of this prestigious award.

And for all of you who thought you had it won this year...better luck next year.

Yaaay for me!
(Flustered beyond belief)....Well...(fans self as I step toward the microphone)
(Clutching the TB.com Post Whore Award in my grease stained hands)
.....
First of all - I'd like to thank all the people who got me here..
I'd like to thank my mother...
I'd like to thank my 2 ex wives - may they rot in peace
I'd like to thank my neighborhood association for only citing me 3 times this year for cars in the driveway
I'd like to thank my employer who afforded me opportunity to be able to blog for endless hours of the day on TB.com
I'd like to thank my bankers - who without them I wouldn't have the money to have purchased all these parts
I'd like to thank my debit card - for the endless times I spend at the junkyard
I'd like to thank ...did I mention my mom?...
I'd like to thank coffee...for without you...I would have to sleep
(Music starts to play....)..

Thank you TB.com...I love you...(blows kisses at all the Buick owners)
I can only hope someone can else live up to the high standards you have set in 2014..
This is truly a once in a lifetime honor...
(Kanye West comes out trying to snatch the award away from me - but I kick him with my steel toed boot in the a$$)
Then...(Trips on coveralls while exiting the stage), but recovers gracefully while the band plays Bad to the Bone..

Really honored
Really...
This beats Salesman of the Year I always win and darned near beats the Father of the Year Award I almost won once.

 

[Heisenberg]

Does he have a Hot Air car by chance?

I wouldn't touch one - other than with a engine hoist.

 

[Heisenberg]

except the one where he gets an award..

I'm back....I heard my name mentioned over the interweb so I came in quickly to accept my award.
I'm sorry to have missed this thread, as I had to actually work last week.
It really, really sucked.
It was a surreal experience.
I hope I don't have to do that again for a while....

 

[Heisenberg]

Also - posting multiple times in a row on the same thread; and possibly even quoting oneself!! LOL!!!

Yeah - I even refer to my self in the 3rd person...
It gives me an air of aloofness..and a strangeness that makes people keep their distance...

 

[Heisenberg]

What in the hell did he do before he joined this forum a couple of months ago.Last week I got on here a minute or two,left the house,ate dinner,drank a few and got a good buz,got laid and got back on 7 hours later and he had been posting the whole time I got all that stuff done!!

It's easy.
I've actually been on the forum - but the name is new since I had to make another profile when I couldn't figure out what the hell was wrong with the old one.
Sometimes, especially in this bullshit winter, I futz around the house and bounce back n forth between the garage, the coffee maker, and the computer.
I organize parts, and reorganize parts, then I sometimes even install one.
Ahhh...the single life.
I don't even have TV any more, since I thought it was all garbage. Hadn't in 2 years.
So I traded down to reading TB.com.
I burned all my books to stay warm in the 30 degree GA weather - except for my Buick service manuals. - so reading is out
So I like to read all the TB.com posts about which is the best oil to use, which spark plugs are better, which bumper fillers are the best, does running my engine without oil hurt it?..you know - really important things like that.
It's my escape from the drudgery of being a lowly High School Chemistry teacher..and a part time super hero...
You might know me as Heisenberg here - but at my job, they call me the Boy Wonder.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Fred Kaiser Says Get off your ass during the day and sell some batteries ....

Congratulations BTW

 

[Heisenberg]

Fred Kaiser Says Get off your ass during the day and sell some batteries ....

Congratulations BTW

Fred who?
He knows better than that.
Tell Fred to call me.
Are the phones working again in Cyprus?

 

[groumoutis]

For some reason I don't believe this is a once in a lifetime award.....

 

[Heisenberg]

Fred Kaiser Says Get off your ass during the day and sell some batteries ....

Congratulations BTW

But they do raz me a little
It's either batteries or Buicks
No in between with me.
And I'll have you know - we are much more than "just" a battery company.
You sound like one of my reps
"uhh...ahh...uhhh..I'd like to introduce...ahhh...the Alpha Battery Man"...
As I give him a perturbed look..."Yeah ok..sooo"
We design and manufacture the world's finest Total Power Solutions.

 

[Heisenberg]

For some reason I don't believe this is a once in a lifetime award.....

Heck, I might shock you and go back to dating this year.
That's a real dream killer.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

But they do raz me a little
It's either batteries or Buicks
No in between with me.
And I'll have you know - we are much more than "just" a battery company.
You sound like one of my reps
"uhh...ahh...uhhh..I'd like to introduce...ahhh...the Alpha Battery Man"...
As I give him a perturbed look..."Yeah ok..sooo"
We design and manufacture the world's finest Total Power Solutions.

OK go sell something, cable TV, off grid power, whatever I don't give a shyt just don't post in the daytime or Freddie and his Associates might get pissed LOL unless your an independent rep on 100% commission then your good

 

[Heisenberg]

OK go sell something, cable TV, off grid power, whatever I don't give a shyt just don't post in the daytime or Freddie and his Associates might get pissed LOL unless your an independent rep on 100% commission then your good

As if I ever have that kind of time.
We run a lean mean machine there.
All my posts are after business hours - whatever the hell they are.
Or at least after 6..
The only one who really complains about my work habits is my boss who tells me to stop sending emails on Saturday night
Only cause he can't resist looking at this phone...

 

[TLIMITED]

Yeah - I even refer to my self in the 3rd person...
It gives me an air of aloofness..and a strangeness that makes people keep their distance...

Dude you're a trip even though you post TOOOOOO MUCH

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

As if I ever have that kind of time.
We run a lean mean machine there.
All my posts are after business hours - whatever the hell they are.
Or at least after 6..
The only one who really complains about my work habits is my boss who tells me to stop sending emails on Saturday night
Only cause he can't resist looking at this phone...

I understand, anyone making bank is working 7 days a week. Lose those dumbass rectangular glasses though. 1992 wants their glasses back.